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« on: July 11, 2010, 11:07:06 AM » |
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Does anyone have any FUNNY Hmong stories to share?  I would LOVE to hear some funny ones after reading all those creepy ones! Thanks! |
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« Reply #1 on: July 11, 2010, 12:22:58 PM » |
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Back in Thailand just 20 years ago, a 13-year-old girl was abducted by a bunch of guys. No matter how hard she screamed, they said they were taking her home for marriage and that she should calm down. She asked whom they were taking her to. They said his name but she didn't know who he was. He was also not with the group of guys that were kidnapping her.
Thinking she might meet a princely figure since she was such a young girl, the girl calmed down and reduced her screams to sporadic sobs.
When they finally got to the cousin's house, the guys pointed the groom out to her. "Then I screamed even louder," she told Reporter!
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« Reply #2 on: July 11, 2010, 12:41:11 PM » |
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Nowadays, Hmong marriages aren't that secure anymore, despite the more lenient dating scene. But Hmong divorces were almost unheard of back in the days, despite the strict dating scene. Dating is a time for the couple to get to know each other in order to screen out their potentials.
In 1969, without dating, a Hmong guy in a town called PhaKhe in Xiengkhouang, Laos, saw a luscious girl at ball-tossing field. Madly in love, he got the cultural team together and went to ask for her hands at night. Knowing her family was going to force her, the girl ran out the door and eloped with a guy she had secretly been seeing. Yet the guy was relentless: instead, he now turned the wine table around and asked for the hands of her younger sister, which he got.
The couple have lived peacefully all these years, even after taking refuge in America. He's probably living with the feeling that he got part of the older sister!
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« Reply #3 on: July 11, 2010, 12:53:06 PM » |
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« Reply #4 on: July 11, 2010, 12:57:08 PM » |
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« Reply #5 on: July 18, 2010, 03:19:53 PM » |
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Back in Thailand just 20 years ago, a 13-year-old girl was abducted by a bunch of guys. No matter how hard she screamed, they said they were taking her home for marriage and that she should calm down. She asked whom they were taking her to. They said his name but she didn't know who he was. He was also not with the group of guys that were kidnapping her.
Thinking she might meet a princely figure since she was such a young girl, the girl calmed down and reduced her screams to sporadic sobs.
When they finally got to the cousin's house, the guys pointed the groom out to her. "Then I screamed even louder," she told Reporter!
i swear this is drop dead hilirious |
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« Reply #6 on: July 18, 2010, 07:54:30 PM » |
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Good that it is. She asked for funny Hmong stories, so I had to give real stories that are Hmong. |
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« Reply #7 on: September 04, 2010, 05:10:31 PM » |
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A White Hmong son-in-law got so offended by his Green Hmong mother-in-law's statement during a visit. He and his wife were so happy after their first year of marriage that they were rushing to visit the in-laws in order to tell them of their newborn. To his surprise, however, upon seeing the baby, the mother-in-law said, "Nyuam qhuav sis yuav xwb tsawm siv tau me nyuam aub lawm!"
In White Hmong, aub means "dog." In Green Hmong, aub means "to carry on one's back."
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« Reply #8 on: September 04, 2010, 11:07:05 PM » |
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A White Hmong son-in-law got so offended by his Green Hmong mother-in-law's statement during a visit. He and his wife were so happy after their first year of marriage that they were rushing to visit the in-laws in order to tell them of their newborn. To his surprise, however, upon seeing the baby, the mother-in-law said, "Nyuam qhuav sis yuav xwb tsawm siv tau me nyuam aub lawm!"
In White Hmong, aub means "dog." In Green Hmong, aub means "to carry on one's back."
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« Reply #9 on: September 05, 2010, 04:28:16 AM » |
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LOL... reporter >  haib kawg! |
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« Reply #10 on: September 05, 2010, 06:05:24 PM » |
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I'll see if the community has more!  |
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« Reply #11 on: September 05, 2010, 06:08:40 PM » |
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LOL thank you!
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« Reply #12 on: September 05, 2010, 06:25:24 PM » |
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You are welcome. And I'm serious. We are talking about funny Hmong stories. Real Hmong stories. So the community is where we get them from. |
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« Reply #13 on: September 06, 2010, 01:16:15 PM » |
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So one night my cousin got a call from a lady an unknown number to go pick her up. He asked who she was & said she was his wife. Then he asked where she was calling from & she said she was calling from the cemetery. He got scared & hung up. The unknown number called & called & called & he started to get really scared. Well an hour or so later his wife got home she was b|tchin at him. She said her phone was dead thats why she had called him from a pay phone & the pay phone was next to the cemetery. IDIOTS!!!!!
True Story.
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« Reply #14 on: September 06, 2010, 01:23:35 PM » |
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So one night my cousin got a call from a lady an unknown number to go pick her up. He asked who she was & said she was his wife. Then he asked where she was calling from & she said she was calling from the cemetery. He got scared & hung up. Then when she got home she was b|tchin at him. She said her phone was dead thats why she had called him from a pay phone & the pay phone was next to the cemetery. IDIOTS!!!!!
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