10/21/10
Dear Wifey from the Future:
You know, what the hell am I going to call you? You don't even have a name yet. I don't know what to call you. Do you want me to make up a name for you? If I just make up any old name, chicks in here would think that I am talking about them and that I'm dedicating this to them instead. I don't want to mislead anybody.
Well, I know it's been a few days and I've not written you, so I owe you another cheesy love letter.
I had a funny dream the other night as well. I dreamt that we were Martians and that we needed to come down to earth in order to have a baby. hahaha. I know, strange huh. We can fornicate on our planet but just couldn't have babies there. Cause back on our planet, they didn't have any hospitals so the ruler of our planet, said that in order to deliver Martian babies, we needed to go to Earth. And that's how it goes, how the circle of life is on our planet. Every Martian on our home planet goes down to Earth to deliver their babies and then goes back to space with their newborn a few days later. I dreamt that I gave birth to Hannah Montana somehow?
Yeah...very weird. We were Martians and we had on white robes and long flowing hair. Even I had long flowing hair. But our baby didn't look like a Martian, it was a human baby. LOL.
But when I think of you, and about our love story, I do think of our love as very bizarre. If you can read hmong, it's like as if it's a "xiam hlwb kinda love" haha. Missing brains. It makes me laugh sometimes when I think about how our love is going to be. So yeah I'm crazy
for you and I don't even know how you look like yet. I need to keep stressing that. I DON'T know what you look like and you DON'T know what I look like either. Ok?
You are still in the future, and I am still making my way to you. I know that you can read my heart too and how I feel. So I want to reassure you that my feelings has not changed. And don't get jealous either cause I talk to dudes in here. hahaha. I'll never go gay. I just like to put them silly boys in their places
I need to go take a shower so I'll have to end my letter for now. But I'll always dedicate a song to you whenever I come back in here to add on more to this shout-out.
Love Always,
Mister Bee Thao
I don't know why I'm laughing. Maybe that name just sounds so silly lol
But PS: I think I will call you "MuffinTops" for now. Just as a pet name.
THERE IS NO LOVE BETTER THAN A MARTIAN LOVE!"..where ju come from?...you're out of this WORLD!!"ok my song for you:
http://www.youtube.com/v/rSOzN0eihsE?fs=1&hl=en_US
Topic: A shout-out to my future spouse (Read 58195 times)