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Offline roach916

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Dear PH
« on: November 03, 2010, 06:30:20 PM »
I been having tummy problem.. Everytime I try to used the restroom it seem I can't let it out.. I been eatting a lot of spice n I can't even go.. Its been a week now.. What should I do...


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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #1 on: November 03, 2010, 07:13:45 PM »
Ask your mom for those Hmong herbs.

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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #2 on: November 03, 2010, 11:59:51 PM »
hahaha, thats funny dude....you'sa good man bro...good man...i respect your courage as a man by using the word tummy hahahahahaha. thats hands down daring for a man. its just as heroic, for any man, to walk up to a bar and order a sex on the beach hahahahaha.... .

anyways dude, u are constipated, meaning your bowel movement (taking a crap) pattern has been altered. somehow, something you ate or drank, isnt working with your digestive system. or your digestive system just kind of slowed down for a day or two. there is no fear, as your digestive system should be back up and running at normal speed within a day or two. if you should suffer a longer constipation period, then i would suggest you adding fiber to your diet for a few days. Fiber makes humans have bowel movements (take a crap). Foods with high fiber counts are, fruits, spinach, apples, pears...or just drink a lot of water and/or juice.

your stomach pains are usually symptoms of constipation. sometimes when your stomach walls slow down, food kind of 'piles up' and this can cause that bloating feel. females in particular have these bloating symptoms more often then men. pain can also come from the large intestine, the final 'tunnel' in your digestive system. at times, the large intestine walls may become lazy, and food is not broken down properly. too much moisture is pulled from the food and it leaves food dry in your large intestine. this can cause pain in the stomach and also, explains why at times, people have stiff and hard stools.

you'll be fine in a few day bro....keep drinking a lot of water and eat food with fiber!  O0


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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2010, 01:49:23 AM »
Thanks cum.. Lol!!



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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #4 on: November 05, 2010, 07:24:23 PM »
change religion... because being catholic is not working for you... jk...

you have a weeks worth of crap in your system?...

use laxative... but be sure to bring a gallon of water with you to the bathroom...



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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #5 on: November 06, 2010, 12:34:07 PM »
thanks ya...  i finally toook a poopie... yeah!!!!!!!!!   



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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #6 on: November 14, 2010, 10:19:19 PM »
Just insert a tablet of Fleet anema into your anus, and within minutes.....wh ala...instant relief.   ;)



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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #7 on: December 21, 2010, 08:32:21 PM »
I didn't know that menhave this problem too. HAHA just funny. I thought MEN can SHYT all the time!!!



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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #8 on: December 22, 2010, 01:22:10 AM »
I didn't know that menhave this problem too. HAHA just funny. I thought MEN can SHYT all the time!!!
lol.. now i could.. :2funny: :2funny:



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Re: Dear PH
« Reply #9 on: December 22, 2010, 07:37:13 PM »
Use meeka's stool softener pills like philips, etc. or u can always try those "diet" tea at the hmong store that makes you crap and it does help alot.



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