Riddle

[hmongperson]

A girl comes home to find her father on the floor, dead. Why isn't she shocked.

What starts with and F and ends with a K and involves lots of noise?

Juliet comes home to find Romeo, suffocated to death. There is glass all over the floor. What happened?

What does a cow have four of that a girl has two of?

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How is this possible?

What starts with a C and ends with a T with an U and a N in the middle, is hairy and contains thin whiteish liquid?

A farmer had exhausted his farm and wanted to move to the one across the river. He has a chicken, a dog and some seeds. If the chicken and the dog are left alone, the dog will eat the chicken. If the chicken is left with the seeds, the chicken will eat the seeds. The farmers boat can only fit him and 1 other thing. How does he get them all across.

[mtsai]

A girl comes home to find her father on the floor, dead. Why isn't she shocked.

- he is buried there

What starts with and F and ends with a K and involves lots of noise?

- funk

What does a cow have four of that a girl has two of?

- could be legs or titties

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How is this possible?

- theres only 3 of them. one is a grampa, one is the grampas son, one is the grandson. ..... gramps + his son = 2 fathers; gramps son+ grandson = 2 sons.

A farmer had exhausted his farm and wanted to move to the one across the river. He has a chicken, a dog and some seeds. If the chicken and the dog are left alone, the dog will eat the chicken. If the chicken is left with the seeds, the chicken will eat the seeds. The farmers boat can only fit him and 1 other thing. How does he get them all across.

- this one is been done too many times ..i think everybody know the answer to this one .... *yawn* take the chicken over ... go back to take dog.. leave dog but bring chicken with him back to the old side .. leave chicken on old side, but take seeds .. leave seeds with dog . go back to take chicken... other versions are: 1 wolf, one sheep, and one cabbage ...

[hmongperson]

A girl comes home to find her father on the floor, dead. Why isn't she shocked.

- he is buried thereWrong

What starts with and F and ends with a K and involves lots of noise?

- funkWrong

What does a cow have four of that a girl has two of?

- could be legs or tittiesChoose one

Two fathers and two sons went fishing one day. They were there the whole day and only caught 3 fish. One father said, that is enough for all of us, we will have one each. How is this possible?

- theres only 3 of them. one is a grampa, one is the grampas son, one is the grandson. ..... gramps + his son = 2 fathers; gramps son+ grandson = 2 sons. Right


A farmer had exhausted his farm and wanted to move to the one across the river. He has a chicken, a dog and some seeds. If the chicken and the dog are left alone, the dog will eat the chicken. If the chicken is left with the seeds, the chicken will eat the seeds. The farmers boat can only fit him and 1 other thing. How does he get them all across.

- this one is been done too many times ..i think everybody know the answer to this one .... *yawn* take the chicken over ... go back to take dog.. leave dog but bring chicken with him back to the old side .. leave chicken on old side, but take seeds .. leave seeds with dog . go back to take chicken... other versions are: 1 wolf, one sheep, and one cabbage ...Right

[S.A.M.]

A girl comes home to find her father on the floor, dead. Why isn't she shocked. She plotted his murder

What starts with and F and ends with a K and involves lots of noise? frisk

Juliet comes home to find Romeo, suffocated to death. There is glass all over the floor. What happened? Romeo couldn't escape his destiny

What does a cow have four of that a girl has two of? nipples

What starts with a C and ends with a T with an U and a N in the middle, is hairy and contains thin whiteish liquid? coconut

[hmongperson]

A girl comes home to find her father on the floor, dead. Why isn't she shocked. She plotted his murderWrong

What starts with and F and ends with a K and involves lots of noise? friskWrong

Juliet comes home to find Romeo, suffocated to death. There is glass all over the floor. What happened? Romeo couldn't escape his destinyWrong

What does a cow have four of that a girl has two of? nipplesWrong

What starts with a C and ends with a T with an U and a N in the middle, is hairy and contains thin whiteish liquid? coconutRight

[Shadow]

A girl comes home to find her father on the floor, dead. Why isn't she shocked?
Cause she doesnt know its her dad

What starts with and F and ends with a K and involves lots of noise?
duck

Juliet comes home to find Romeo, suffocated to death. There is glass all over the floor. What happened?
Its her dad

What does a cow have four of that a girl has two of?
Legs

[hmongperson]

A girl comes home to find her father on the floor, dead. Why isn't she shocked?
Cause she doesnt know its her dadWrong

What starts with and F and ends with a K and involves lots of noise?
duckWrong

Juliet comes home to find Romeo, suffocated to death. There is glass all over the floor. What happened?
Its her dadWrong

What does a cow have four of that a girl has two of?
LegsRight

[Reporter]

I bet Romeo was drinking.

[hmongperson]

I bet Romeo was drinking.Your onto something, but still wrong.

[Reporter]

OK. He was drinking and got drunk and fell and broke the wine bottle then.

[hmongperson]

Uh, dude... how is this answer right when the U and N are not in the middle? You might want to reword your "riddle" by saying "with the letters U and N in between."


Coconut
     ^
That's the middle buddy.

Still in highschool?

Are you having a bad day? Do you need a hug? Did you get bullied at school today?
 
How is U and N not in the middle? Did I say “in the middle of the word”? Middle means in between, in between means middle. So what is the point you’re trying to make? Are you mad because you didn’t get the riddle right? Don’t worry; you’re still a winner in my book.

[hmongperson]

OK. He was drinking and got drunk and fell and broke the wine bottle then.You were close, but now too far off.

[hmongperson]

Look fag, just because I hate fags doesn't mean I'm having a bad day. It's called a personality, you might want one.

http://dictionary.reference.com/browse/middle

1. equally distant from the extremes or outer limits; central:

Middle does not mean in between, it means what it means, the middle. You need to go back to school if you dropped out. Faggot.

So you are having a bad day! Come on here and let me give you a hug.

Better? Now can we talk? Now, tell me how U and N are not in the middle of C and T. Do you not see U and N in the middle of C and T?

 Quit being a crybaby, just because you don't like riddles don't mean you should ruin it for the rest of the people who do. You have a "personality" now get a life.

[hmongperson]

Actually, I'm just pointing out the obvious that slow people like you can't seem to understand.

And no the U is not in the middle, it is in between, but not in the middle. It's the C O and N in the middle.

So like I said in my first reply, all you have to do is change the wording. If you stop taking life so seriously, and stop thinking everyone's attacking you, you might learn something.

Fine, let me explain the riddle to you. I understand you are those "special" people who thinks everyone is retarted when it's actually them. The way it is worded, you will think the answer is C U N T, which would be wrong. Now, using the four letters C U N T, and based on the description, a smart person would come up with the world COCONUT. Now do you get it? Please don't ask me to explain the rest. But, if you are that slow, I'd be more than willing. Guess I did my good deed for the day didn't I. 

[Reporter]

You sure it wasn't a beer bottle then?