Well, I did it (the unhumane way) let him go. We took him to the park and played there for about an hour or so. As the sky started to get dark, we decided that it was time to go home. As I was still playing catch with him, this time, it would be OUR last catch together. I knew that I had to throw the ball EXTRA HARD and EXTRA FAR so that I have enough time to run to the car, start it up and put the peddle to the metal. With all my might, I threw the tennis ball as hard as my eyes can see. He started to gun after the ball as it is still traveling through the air about 60-70 MPH. As he was about 1/4 miles away from me, I started sprinting to my car. I locked the door and started the car...to my surprise the car did not turn over. I was like, DAMN IT!!! and tried to restart her the second time. This time she turned over and I put her into reverse to get out of the parking stall. As soon as I cleared the parking stall, my dog had already retrieved the ball and was on his way back to me. I was like, OMG! OMG! as I put her into 1st gear and floored her. GOD DAMN car stalled righ there and then. I was freaking out with WFT! WFT! I restarted her up and looked through my readview mirror. I can see him running back closer to me. I floor her once more and this time, I was squirlling like a mofo. Looking back on my rearview mirror, the image of him was getting smaller and smaller. I can still hear him barking at me, as his sign of saying, "Hey, you forgot about it." As I reach 2 and 3rd gear, I was well on my way out of the park. Distance of him barking could still be hear so I just roll up the mirror so that I could not longer hear him.
When I got home, everyone asked me, "So, did you do it?" I'm like "yeah, I did" now leave me alone. I needed time for myself.
GOT-CHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BUT IT SURE WAS A GREAT STORY!!!!!
I seriously did take him back to the dog pound because he was microchipped under my name. NEVER leave a dog stranded with your information on the microchip. You could be fine for abandonment from PETA!!!!!