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Oh I can handle that...
I can give you a back/feet massage and you can give me a butt massage. Dont worry I dont have dimples or cottage cheese.
But I have dimples and stretch marks...shhhhh ...I guess the stretch marks won't go away...
Those must be from bodybuilding. Its okay. No one is perfect.
Yes they are, I guess I didn't Vaseline myself enough. One of those meathead routine I couldn't gay myself enough to do.
Understandable. No worry...
I think I can tan hide it...LOL spray tanning...
You could but wouldnt the white stripes glow in the dark?
Hmmm...there's no black light.... Heh heh heh...
We need a black light!!!!
Um no we don't...
Disco lights are good. We need the party disco ball.
I like the one with multi colors. Those are pretty cool.
I've never seen such a thing.Maybe I better go look at Stargate.... LOL.