Well well well...I was just thinking if I was collecting badges or titles in life...or like those trophies unlocked by accomplishment s. Let me start my list...
Checkers Champion = Everyone told me I was terrible at it, but I entered a tournament and came out beating the 5 time champ whose won it since Kindergarten. Oh so everyone was just cheating when I was playing leisurely cuz I never won once. So when it was actually watched...no one could cheat.
Body builder = Actually more like body sculpting all natural. If only food didn't cost so much. The cooking, prepping, and making it yummy 10k calories a day.
More Power than an Ant = Seriously free weight leg pressed over 1200 lbs. That's three sets of ten reps was my usual routine on my high five sets. There are no more weights in the house and no racks to hold them. It takes about half an hour to collect them. Then I have to put them away...wait there goes one hour of my gym time.
Military Man = two tours over seas...twice was enough
Instructor/Trainer/Teacher = yeah most of all being your own student
Divorced = that was the biggest pain in life, but over it (was married) that's how it works.
Anmesia = the best thing in life perhaps is beginning all over from nothing in my mind
Family Guy = Father (and mother) to my children - I raised both of them all by myself like 98%
Coach = yes, I coached them juniors as if I coached them FIVB mens...made the third strings into first strings and now everybody wants them.
AVP = well not officially, but I did play against them in exhibition. That's where I learned that it's not all skill, cuz no professional will admit to losing in a fair pick up match. Perhaps I should've at least gotten their names...
Monkey King = There isn't a pole that I could not climb, as long as it's was small enough for my hands to grab. Plus, never will I do the telephone wire monkey business dare ever again...
Downhill Expert = Snowboard and any slope, I will take on.
Street Fighter = People talk the talk, but I did the walk the whole walk and I wonder why no one has ever died, maybe just pure luck.
Tetris Master = Original released Nintendo Tetris first person to get through level 21, without any cheats. Any faster and that's all cheat, because it's luck and it falls at the rate of one line to the corner and only enough time for two clicks rotation. If you got two lines, you're dead = until they revised it in later versions.
Never die Contra Force = Those oldies and goodies consoles games where you can beat the normal mode, then go to the expert mode all in one life. Contra, Life Force, etc.,...I didn't realize how much time I spent on video games, I will just walk into the pit or crash my ship into the most obvious wall...just to die.
Drift Master = One little pebble at the corner of the road and your car could be totaled and you in the hospital. Why I never attempt the same thing twice...
Saviour = I now wonder why people never thanked me for saving their life, but I didn't do it for the thanks. I think that those who are in shock don't realize it in that situation or under those circumstances.
Sniper = Really it's all in the rifle. All I did was pulled the trigger.
Bass Master = Not really, but learning how to cast a bait casting reel is an accomplishment .
Most Artistic Most Creative = I didn't realize people even voted for me, every year. Where did, when did, who did, voted, cuz I sure didn't. I didn't even know the meaning of the word until...I forget when - that Amnesia trophy is beyond platinum status - ultra legendary.
Hmong Villager = Only the select know where that original rare gold trophy came from.
PH'r = That's gotta be a platinum trophy...LOL. So rare and only found here.