$$$ facebook love(((((((

[heyguys]

this chit isn't even funny.  So when you guys get someone's number, don't forget to get their facebook account too.

Reason for it is simple.  Yall met last night at the club and the following day, you see them on facebook chat.  Does pimping getting any easier than that or what? 

[softlips]

pimping or stalking. haha

[Json]

pimping or stalking. haha

[heyguys]

pimping or stalking. haha

both I guess...

Like at the night club, there are only a few things that you guys can talk about before closing the deal to get each other's contact info.  Without facebook, we are just another number.  With facebook, you can stalk them and try to strike a chat with them when they're online.  the more you talk, the better you two become friends or acquaintances. 

facebook has now replaces text messaging because you can type more and faster...

[softlips]

both I guess...

Like at the night club, there are only a few things that you guys can talk about before closing the deal to get each other's contact info.  Without facebook, we are just another number.  With facebook, you can stalk them and try to strike a chat with them when they're online.  the more you talk, the better you two become friends or acquaintances. 

facebook has now replaces text messaging because you can type more and faster...

I suppose you're right. What better way to know more about them if they're the kind who updates their status every 2 mins....like "I'm hungry" "I'm going shopping." "I'm bored..." etc......

[heyguys]

I suppose you're right. What better way to know more about them if they're the kind who updates their status every 2 mins....like "I'm hungry" "I'm going shopping." "I'm bored..." etc......

yeah, those traits are all nagging traits in a woman.  Those types of women can never be satisfied.  they got to have issues with everything..

Like for example, here's what this breezie be writing on my wall

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I love to argue. The end.
17 seconds ago via iPhone · Like ·
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Annoyed as heck!!!!
2 minutes ago via iPhone · Like ·

[softlips]

I can say I'm guilty sometimes...li ke if I havent been on it for a while and there's a ton of messages/notifications, I'll catch up and see what everyone is up to...but to make it seem like I have to update my life because its soooo important...pf ff.....maybe its just me who finds it extremely annoying.

And I cant stand it when people air their dirty laundry....... keep that shlt to yourself..espe cially if its between you and your lover. it just makes you a bigger fool...k. I'm gonna shut it now. I'm ranting too much. lol. TGIF

[Json]

Ahahaha +1 to both of yous

[heyguys]

well I love to share so here I am sharing with you guys a facebook play by play...I wonder what will happen  next.


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Always have stalkers at stargate......
13 minutes ago via Android · Like ·

        zzzzzzzz oh really now? was it that tall dude that you got his number? LOL
        8 minutes ago · Like
        xxxxxxxxxxxxx Who Wang? No he's my bodyguard haha...
        5 minutes ago · Like
        zzzzzzzzz well he didn't stop me from giving you a pen and a piece of paper now did he? LOL
        3 minutes ago · Like
        xxxxxxxxx Hahaha........ )
        about a minute ago · Like
        xxxxxxxx U got that right
        about a minute ago · Like
        zzzzzzzzWish someone out there would stalk me. It'll make my life that much more easier to manage. LOL



I think the key to some of these girls is through laughter.  If you can make them laugh, they will continue to bug you for more laughter.   It is a high and people love jokes and such....

[softlips]

and I cant stand posts about people going to the clubs every night........ yeah..we know you went out.....three nights in a row. that says quite a bit about them. Not hating......lo l

[heyguys]

also, facebook has pictures....th em clubs are sure as dark as hell up in there so a picture will help you to see that person you just met in a brighter way. 


if you can't get to them, you go around them to their hottest friends.  consider it as revenge and friends fighting over each others for your attention.   can we say sabotage? 

[heyguys]

and I cant stand posts about people going to the clubs every night........ yeah..we know you went out.....three nights in a row. that says quite a bit about them. Not hating......lo l

actually, coming from the book of players, you want to have all of your female clubbing girls contacts all in one account so that when you do go out, you just post up where you are going and they will be there, all 10 of them on your jock....oops.. .

I just talked myself out of it...not a good idea but principle sounds good though.  At least you now know who is interested in going to that party to see you and knowing who likes us will give us that advantage in the cherry picking business...

[softlips]

actually, coming from the book of players, you want to have all of your female clubbing girls contacts all in one account so that when you do go out, you just post up where you are going and they will be there, all 10 of them on your jock....oops.. .

I just talked myself out of it...not a good idea but principle sounds good though.  At least you now know who is interested in going to that party to see you and knowing who likes us will give us that advantage in the cherry picking business...

Ahhh....gotcha .   

[heyguys]

another thing about facebook is that it gives you an indicator to how many people are on their jock. 

I thought I was the only one but I'm actually number 11. 

LOL

1 will succeed and the rest will become friends.   

[heyguys]

Her average comment per wall posting is only 4.    We are already up at 20 in the public wall. 

In other words, this new guy, out of nowhere whom she just met is blowing her facebook up. 

All eyes on me and questionings will be asked to the poor lad to who is this fool.   

Not my problem and not my department to answer such question.  If she's down, she will have to answer it for herself.   I'm just a number, number 11 thank you.