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Offline humpty dumpty

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What am I?
« on: September 16, 2011, 06:06:41 PM »
It was my first time, even I didn't know where the hole was. Experienced, he hit the spot without any issues, placing it deep inside. He screwed me over and over again, I think he liked how I was nice and tight. After a while I became loose but this did not bother me, all he had to do was re-adjust. What am I?



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Re: What am I?
« Reply #1 on: September 16, 2011, 06:11:29 PM »
You're a hole that's being screwed by a drill?



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Re: What am I?
« Reply #2 on: September 26, 2011, 01:57:42 PM »
A screw



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Re: What am I?
« Reply #3 on: September 28, 2011, 04:29:27 AM »
humpty dumpty????



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Re: What am I?
« Reply #4 on: October 10, 2011, 01:02:03 PM »
 ???



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Re: What am I?
« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2011, 02:27:36 PM »
g-spot  ;D



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Re: What am I?
« Reply #6 on: October 28, 2011, 10:39:43 PM »



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Re: What am I?
« Reply #7 on: November 04, 2011, 02:30:28 PM »
Quote from: humpty dumpty on September 16, 2011, 06:06:41 PM
It was my first time, even I didn't know where the hole was. Experienced, he hit the spot without any issues, placing it deep inside. He screwed me over and over again, I think he liked how I was nice and tight. After a while I became loose but this did not bother me, all he had to do was re-adjust. What am I?
his sex slave.



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