Dear MS YYYY,
Congratulation
s on accepting the GF/Best Friend position with XXX XXXX LLC. It was a long interview, but I believe you are an exceptional person and is great fit for the position. You have a beautiful mind, beautiful body, and you are a beautiful person. You have potential to make full partner ; ).
We are disciplined, but are flexible. We prided ourselves in flexibility and empowering others to be their best by allowing them to come up with creative solutions. If our people are not happy, how can they give their best efforts to the team. We endeavor to create a positive environment for our people, so that they can come up with positive solutions. By the way you are the one and only employee, and will be the only employee as this kind of joint effort requires one on one dedication with no distractions at all.
XXX XXXX LLC runs on strong core values like, honesty, kindness, trust, communication, and love. We water those core values everyday with affectionate kisses and warm smiles.
At this time there are no financial benefits, there is only emotional and physical benefits. You will be asked to provide accommodations for XXX XXXX when he comes to St Paul for business or pleasure, should you need accommodations in Woodbury from time to time, it will be provided for you as well. You will expected to provide special services to XXX XXXX, if he should desire it. J/K Of course it will reciprocated as well.
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I hope you have a long career with XXX XXXX LLC and make full partner, and the firm's name will be changed to XXXX & YYYY LLC. Best wishes on beginning your career with XXX XXXX LLC.
Sincerely,
XXXXX XXXX XXXX
President