Some Easy Ones to Help Pass the Time

[kv3o3]

1.  Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?

2.  There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?

3.  Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?

4.  How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?

5.  What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?

6.  Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?

7.  In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?

8.  What was the President's Name in 1975?

9.  If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?

10.  Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?

11.  If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?

[yubnag]

1. Johnny
2. Meat
3. Mount Everest, even before it's discovery
4.??
5.
6. He's born in Australia or near the equator
7. Wooden legs can't shoot a photo
8. ??
9. 2nd place
10. Both is incorrect, the yolk is yellow, not white
11. 1 haystack

 

[hmongtown]

4. No dirt
5. None
8. Barack Obama

[yubnag]

I don't understand #8

[YAX]

5. incorrectly

[Hung_Low]

1.  Johnny's mother had three children. The first child was named April. The second child was named May. What was the third child's name?
Johnny

2.  There is a clerk at the butcher shop, he is five feet ten inches tall and he wears size 13 sneakers. What does he weigh?
meat

3.  Before Mt. Everest was discovered, what was the highest mountain in the world?
Mt. Everest

4.  How much dirt is there in a hole that measures two feet by three feet by four feet?
hole has no dirt

5.  What word in the English Language is always spelled incorrectly?
incorrectly

6.  Billy was born on December 28th, yet his birthday is always in the summer. How is this possible?
His place of residence is in the tropic

7.  In California, you cannot take a picture of a man with a wooden leg. Why not?
wooden leg can not take picture... only camera or cell phone can 

8.  What was the President's Name in 1975?
Barrack Hussein Obama

9.  If you were running a race, and you passed the person in 2nd place, what place would you be in now?
2nd place

10.  Which is correct to say, "The yolk of the egg are white" or "The yolk of the egg is white"?
yolk is yellow not white

11.  If a farmer has 5 haystacks in one field and 4 haystacks in the other field, how many haystacks would he have if he combined them all in another field?
One