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Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« on: December 20, 2011, 01:37:07 PM »
heard this one the other day...

Are you from Ireland?
Because my c0ck size is Dublin...

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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2011, 01:38:33 PM »
heard this one the other day...

Are you from Ireland?
Because my c0ck size is Dublin...

 O0

How about "HI, my name is Hung_Low".  :2funny: :-*



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #2 on: December 20, 2011, 02:10:51 PM »
How about "HI, my name is Hung_Low".  :2funny: :-*

LMAO.  O0 O0



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #3 on: December 20, 2011, 02:11:58 PM »
LMAO.  O0 O0

And yours would be a Dong_Long! O0 ;D



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #4 on: December 20, 2011, 03:37:33 PM »
How about "HI, my name is Hung_Low".  :2funny: :-*

That works too...  ;D



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #5 on: December 20, 2011, 03:40:35 PM »
That works too...  ;D

Actually, you can claimed that line if your real name is Hung Lo.  :2funny: At first she might get offended but if she ask your ID just show it to her. LOL



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #6 on: December 20, 2011, 04:04:52 PM »
"Oh, you're Sleeplessheart from HOL, it's my pleasure to meet you. Can I buy you a drink?"



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #7 on: December 20, 2011, 04:12:55 PM »
"Oh, you're Sleeplessheart from HOL, it's my pleasure to meet you. Can I buy you a drink?"

tsom tom! :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :2funny:



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #9 on: December 21, 2011, 12:34:04 AM »
Actually, you can claimed that line if your real name is Hung Lo.  :2funny: At first she might get offended but if she ask your ID just show it to her. LOL

It is... my hmong name is Hooj Lauj  O0



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #10 on: December 21, 2011, 08:23:05 AM »
You know, best line I ever heard from a girl was, "Hi!" Gets the MOJO going all the time. :D



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #11 on: December 21, 2011, 11:27:30 AM »
Wassup misss......

You know the human body is 75% water, so I guess it's a good thing that I'm thirsty



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Re: Greatest pick up line you have ever heard...
« Reply #12 on: December 21, 2011, 09:50:50 PM »
25 bucks for 2 lap dances and you get a t-shirt.



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