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At the bar
« on: January 02, 2012, 05:56:34 PM »
I was hanging out with my friends. I saw this guy went up to talk to this woman. Later another guy tried to cockblock him, but she blew the cockblocker out of the water. Then decided to talk to the other guy instead. I tried not to laugh so loud. I think the cockblocker was too cocky and inappropriate that could be the reason.


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Re: At the bar
« Reply #1 on: January 02, 2012, 08:55:59 PM »
nice story. Sounds like you failed at cockblocking



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #2 on: January 03, 2012, 01:05:49 AM »
Quote from: theForumGuard on January 02, 2012, 08:55:59 PM
nice story. Sounds like you failed at cockblocking
You must be that woman I was talking to then. I later found out that you were a transsexual.


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Re: At the bar
« Reply #3 on: January 03, 2012, 08:19:28 AM »
Sounds like there's some kind of coc.k fighting going around. :2funny:



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #4 on: January 03, 2012, 06:05:02 PM »
cockblocking is knowing the person who is about to be phucked...if she had blown him "out of the water"..she obviously wanted to to get laid. 



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #5 on: January 04, 2012, 06:16:10 PM »
cocking fighting...cal l the cops  ;D



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #6 on: January 04, 2012, 07:56:07 PM »
1.  The second guy who won is the cockblocker.

2.  If you are handsome, you can get away with being a cockblocker.  The intended target will forget the first guy she talks to and will focus her attention onto the handsome beast. 



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #7 on: January 04, 2012, 08:52:05 PM »
Quote from: lifemystery on January 03, 2012, 01:05:49 AM
You must be that woman I was talking to then. I later found out that you were a transsexual.

So you were staring at my crotch... you need to come out of the closet. It's 2012. It's ok to be gay



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #8 on: January 04, 2012, 08:57:56 PM »
Quote from: theForumGuard on January 04, 2012, 08:52:05 PM
So you were staring at my crotch... you need to come out of the closet. It's 2012. It's ok to be gay
I'm scared to come out of the closet. It's still 2011 in here. Please hold me tight & never let me go. Help me get out of this closet.



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #9 on: January 06, 2012, 12:30:33 PM »
The cock blocker should of waited for his turn!



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Re: At the bar
« Reply #10 on: January 16, 2012, 11:21:41 AM »
Quote from: lifemystery on January 02, 2012, 05:56:34 PM
I was hanging out with my friends. I saw this guy went up to talk to this woman. Later another guy tried to cockblock him, but she blew the cockblocker out of the water. Then decided to talk to the other guy instead. I tried not to laugh so loud. I think the cockblocker was too cocky and inappropriate that could be the reason.



I assume the woman had a tab for free drinks?   ;D



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