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Surrogate Mothers
« on: January 15, 2012, 04:53:11 PM »
I've been thinking about approaching hot Hmong women to be the surrogate mother(s) of my child/ren.  Would it worth the try  :-X?



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #1 on: January 16, 2012, 07:58:10 AM »
Just get them to be your GF and it's all good. ;D



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #2 on: January 16, 2012, 07:11:10 PM »
Quote from: primetime on January 16, 2012, 07:58:10 AM
Just get them to be your GF and it's all good. ;D

Too much work having a girlfriend/wife.

Just wana do some quick transactions and move on  8).



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #3 on: January 16, 2012, 09:45:56 PM »
I believe most surrogate mothers get paid and the process of finding one is much longer and harder than finding a gf or wife ... and I believe there's no sex involved to conceive - it's all IVF.  Good luck with that thought.



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #4 on: January 16, 2012, 10:31:42 PM »
Quote from: peas_n_queues on January 16, 2012, 09:45:56 PM
I believe most surrogate mothers get paid and the process of finding one is much longer and harder than finding a gf or wife ... and I believe there's no sex involved to conceive - it's all IVF.  Good luck with that thought.

That'd take the best part out of the whole process, too?  Gawd, unreal  8)!!!



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #5 on: January 17, 2012, 02:22:35 AM »
I'm not a big fan of being pregnant!  So no I wouldn't want to be a surrogate mother.  Call me selfish!  ;D



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #6 on: January 17, 2012, 01:43:28 PM »
I'd totally be a surrogate for the money!!  O0



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #7 on: January 17, 2012, 02:18:33 PM »
Quote from: yubnag on January 17, 2012, 01:43:28 PM
I'd totally be a surrogate for the money!!  O0

Ever been pregnant before?



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« Reply #8 on: January 17, 2012, 02:43:26 PM »
How many baby momma you trying to get here? ???



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #9 on: January 17, 2012, 05:26:38 PM »
Quote from: parana on January 15, 2012, 04:53:11 PM
I've been thinking about approaching hot Hmong women to be the surrogate mother(s) of my child/ren.  Would it worth the try  :-X?

You will have to pay $$$$.  $=$10,000.  That's 40K.   Anyway, why do that when you can do her, have the child, and divorce her then just take the kids and pay her $20K to not bother you allowing you full child custody?  Better yet BF/GF.

hahaha...I know your question is a joke only.



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #10 on: January 17, 2012, 07:37:11 PM »
Quote from: NceegVaj on January 17, 2012, 05:26:38 PM
You will have to pay $$$$.  $=$10,000.  That's 40K.   Anyway, why do that when you can do her, have the child, and divorce her then just take the kids and pay her $20K to not bother you allowing you full child custody?  Better yet BF/GF.

hahaha...I know your question is a joke only.

nceegvaj...., I'm serious!  The only qualifiers are that she has to be hot and be willing to turn on the heat  8) 8).


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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #11 on: January 18, 2012, 09:07:25 AM »
Quote from: parana on January 17, 2012, 07:37:11 PM
nceegvaj...., I'm serious!  The only qualifiers are that she has to be hot and be willing to turn on the heat  8) 8).

I'm serious, too!  If I'm not hot enough with a gasoline tank & lighter than I want to tell you I am smart.  Does that qualify? :).  Let's get the contract drawn, shall we?   O0  ;D ;D



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Re: Surrogate Mothers
« Reply #12 on: January 18, 2012, 02:07:11 PM »
Nceegvaj, I think your signature is a deal killer  ;D ;D ;D ;D.



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