Something to BRAG about!

[AOZ]

asked son to go with me to get goodies for trickotreaters last night.... at costco.... we walked right by the entrance.... i headed straight to the back of the store...when i got there...

me:  hey.... they aren't selling those big bags of candy anymore
son:  mom... there were tons of candies at the entrance. 
me:  where?  i didn't see any when we walked in.
son:  OMG mom... you are so blind.  i'll show you where they are. 

so we headed back to the entrance.      thank goodness i took him.... otherwise... i'd come home w/o candies. 

[AOZ]

daughter:  mom i was on my friend's facebook and saw pix of this very cute guy.  so i commented on my friends photo.
me:  oh yeah?  what did she say?
daughter:  OMG mom.... i feel like such a pedophile.... he's only 16. 
me:  now you know how OG men feel. 

 

[zena]

Your kids sound so cute.

This year we bought the regular size candy bars for our trick-o-treaters from Costco.  Just wanted to try something different.

The convo with your daughter cracked me up. 

[AOZ]

daughter, son and i walked into the elevator.... there was a handsome young man of Asian decent standing there.  i looked at him... he was looking at daughter.....


the elevator door opens.... we walked away....

me:  did you see that young man was totally checking you out.
daughter:  omg mom... he would have been so perfect.... he was tall.... great suit on him.... nerdy glasses.... everything was perfect.... except...somet hing wrong with his head....
me: huh?  looks normal to me. 
daughter:  he had everything going on.... just not his head.  it just didn't look proportional to his build.

hehehehe

[AOZ]

daughter wanted to volunteer again this year.... help Salvation Army ring bells during holidays... hehehe....

me:  you'll prolly bring in lots of donations...
her:  yeah... i'm only worried about trying to rid of guys...

 

[AOZ]

so this morning... i parked in the loading zone and waited while daughter get all her stuffs ready to go to her class.... couldn't help but noticed two lesbians on the bench kising and foundling each other.   

me:   omg... those girls are all over each other....
daughter:  mom... stop looking... it's rude. 
me:  it's not rude... they want us to look that's why they doing it there.
daughter:  wtf mom.... stop looking already.
me:  hey.... i'm not getting any cheap thrill here ok....

 

[AOZ]

20 months and speaking some sentences...he hehe

where is mommy/daddy/grandma/grandpa/sister/brother

this is bird/cat/dog/baby

i cry

look it's a bird

i eat cookie

etc.

[AOZ]

on thanksgiving day daughter and i went to do some volunteer work.  on our way home... we stopped by Astar buffet.... as i was getting my food... this hmong elder lady came to me...

lady:  me ntxhais  koj tuaj thiab lod?  koj yog nkauj hmoob dabtsi
me:  kuv yog nkauj hmoob ****  tabsi yuav txiv hmoob **** os.
lady:  vuag..zoo li koj tseem yog hluas nkauj xwb cas koj twb muaj txiv lawm?
me:  (pointed daughter)  kuv tus ntxhais yog tus no... twb nyob college lawm huas.
lady:  tsi txaus ntseeg os me ntxhais aws.

 

[AOZ]

dropped daughter and nieces at new year today.... just to find out that the under-aged ones were approached by older guys and the ones 18 and over were approached by under-aged guys.   

hmmmmm guys these days have no game.      go back to nplog teb

[AOZ]

hey fancee.... my cell ran out of battery... sorry couldn't meet. 

[BuckFuddies2]

on thanksgiving day daughter and i went to do some volunteer work.  on our way home... we stopped by Astar buffet.... as i was getting my food... this hmong elder lady came to me...

lady:  me ntxhais  koj tuaj thiab lod?  koj yog nkauj hmoob dabtsi
me:  kuv yog nkauj hmoob ****  tabsi yuav txiv hmoob **** os.
lady:  vuag..zoo li koj tseem yog hluas nkauj xwb cas koj twb muaj txiv lawm?
me:  (pointed daughter)  kuv tus ntxhais yog tus no... twb nyob college lawm huas.
lady:  tsi txaus ntseeg os me ntxhais aws.

 

OMG...... ua cas "ka-tang" ua luaj li os!

Hey AOZ, can I meet you tomorrow?   

[AOZ]

welps... everyone went back home now... i'm missing them so much.   hope to see them all again next new years. 

and they will be better prepared next time... by wearing signs that say " i'm legal" and "I'm not"      yes... mandatory in order  to help point the guys to the right direction.   

[AOZ]

so sad
daughter and nieces did not find any hmong boyfriends at this new years
where are all available hmong vauvs?

[AOZ]

She probably wanted to set you up with her son. LOL Those og ladies can be sneaky.

later found out... she had some nephews visiting from laos.  lols.   

[AOZ]

 

i pointed her to my daughter.