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« on: June 27, 2014, 01:04:27 PM »
Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer." 

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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2014, 01:05:44 PM »
Alcohol doesn't make you fat.....it makes you lean......on tables, chairs, and random people.    ;D



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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2014, 01:07:19 PM »
Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?
A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex! 

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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2014, 01:21:56 PM »
Alcohol doesn't make you fat.....it makes you lean......on tables, chairs, and random people.    ;D

Y'all know that all too well.  :2funny:



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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2014, 04:35:47 PM »
Y'all know that all too well.  :2funny:

Humph.    :knuppel2:   What if it doesn't make us lean........bu t instead sit.....or stumble......o r fall.  Hehehe.    ;D    :D



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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2014, 04:39:42 PM »
Pick-up line comebacks  ;D :

Man Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man Can I buy you a drink?
Woman I think Id rather have the money.

Man   Is this seat empty?
Woman   Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man   So what do you do for a living?
Woman   Im a female impersonator.



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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2014, 04:41:07 PM »
Personal Ad found in Newspaper:

I am a sensitive man whom you can open your heart to, share your innermost thought and deepest secrets. Confide in me. Ill understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86.




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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2014, 01:12:58 PM »
Alcohol doesn't make you fat.....it makes you lean......on tables, chairs, and random people.    ;D

I like this one.



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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2014, 01:15:08 PM »
Pick-up line comebacks  ;D :

Man Havent I seen you someplace before?
Woman Yes, thats why I dont go there anymore.

Man Can I buy you a drink?
Woman I think Id rather have the money.

Man   Is this seat empty?
Woman   Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man   So what do you do for a living?
Woman   Im a female impersonator.

When I first got on the internet some years ago, I ran into a girl's website. One of the pickup lines she kept there was this:

Man--Your place or mine?
Woman--You go to yours; I go to mine.

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2014, 07:50:46 PM »
I like this one.

And it's totally true too.   :2funny:

When I first got on the internet some years ago, I ran into girl's website. One of the pickup lines she kept there was this:

Man--Your place or mine?
Woman--You go to yours; I go to mine.

 ;D ;D

Funny.  Hehehe.



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2014, 10:18:26 AM »
Eight Things I Know About You:

1.  You are reading this.
2.  You are human.
3.  You cant say the letter P without separating your lips.
4.  You just attempted to do it.
6.  You are laughing at yourself.
7.  You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8.  You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

Ok, that was really seven things I know about you.   ;D



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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2014, 10:41:00 AM »
Humph.    :knuppel2:   What if it doesn't make us lean........bu t instead sit.....or stumble......o r fall.  Hehehe.    ;D    :D

Also, angry, happy, and cry.  All back to back.   :2funny: :P



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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 05:41:03 PM »
Also, angry, happy, and cry.  All back to back.   :2funny: :P

That's applicable to everyone, not just us.  Hehehe.   ;D



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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 08:22:47 PM »
Eight Things I Know About You:

1.  You are reading this.
2.  You are human.
3.  You cant say the letter P without separating your lips.
4.  You just attempted to do it.
6.  You are laughing at yourself.
7.  You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8.  You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

Ok, that was really seven things I know about you.   ;D

I didn't laugh until after I've read No. 8.



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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2014, 09:09:31 PM »
That's applicable to everyone, not just us.  Hehehe.   ;D

But more suitable for y'all two.  ;D



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