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« on: June 27, 2014, 01:04:27 PM »
Boy: "I love you so much, I could never live without you."
Girl: "Is that you or the beer talking?"
Boy: "It's me talking to the beer." 

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« Reply #1 on: June 27, 2014, 01:05:44 PM »
Alcohol doesn't make you fat.....it makes you lean......on tables, chairs, and random people.    ;D



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« Reply #2 on: June 27, 2014, 01:07:19 PM »
Q: Why did Mexicans create tequila?
A: So ugly people would have a chance at having sex! 

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« Reply #3 on: June 27, 2014, 01:21:56 PM »
Alcohol doesn't make you fat.....it makes you lean......on tables, chairs, and random people.    ;D

Y'all know that all too well.  :2funny:



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« Reply #4 on: June 29, 2014, 04:35:47 PM »
Y'all know that all too well.  :2funny:

Humph.    :knuppel2:   What if it doesn't make us lean........bu t instead sit.....or stumble......o r fall.  Hehehe.    ;D    :D



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« Reply #5 on: June 29, 2014, 04:39:42 PM »
Pick-up line comebacks  ;D :

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather have the money.

Man –  Is this seat empty?
Woman –  Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man –  So what do you do for a living?
Woman –  I’m a female impersonator.



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« Reply #6 on: June 29, 2014, 04:41:07 PM »
Personal Ad found in Newspaper:

I am a sensitive man whom you can open your heart to, share your innermost thought and deepest secrets. Confide in me. I’ll understand your insecurities. No fatties, please. POB 86.




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« Reply #7 on: July 01, 2014, 01:12:58 PM »
Alcohol doesn't make you fat.....it makes you lean......on tables, chairs, and random people.    ;D

I like this one.



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« Reply #8 on: July 01, 2014, 01:15:08 PM »
Pick-up line comebacks  ;D :

Man – Haven’t I seen you someplace before?
Woman – Yes, that’s why I don’t go there anymore.

Man – Can I buy you a drink?
Woman – I think I’d rather have the money.

Man –  Is this seat empty?
Woman –  Yes, and this one will be too if you sit down.

Man –  So what do you do for a living?
Woman –  I’m a female impersonator.

When I first got on the internet some years ago, I ran into a girl's website. One of the pickup lines she kept there was this:

Man--Your place or mine?
Woman--You go to yours; I go to mine.

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« Reply #9 on: July 01, 2014, 07:50:46 PM »
I like this one.

And it's totally true too.   :2funny:

When I first got on the internet some years ago, I ran into girl's website. One of the pickup lines she kept there was this:

Man--Your place or mine?
Woman--You go to yours; I go to mine.

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Funny.  Hehehe.



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« Reply #10 on: July 09, 2014, 10:18:26 AM »
Eight Things I Know About You:

1.  You are reading this.
2.  You are human.
3.  You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4.  You just attempted to do it.
6.  You are laughing at yourself.
7.  You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8.  You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

Ok, that was really seven things I know about you.   ;D



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« Reply #11 on: July 09, 2014, 10:41:00 AM »
Humph.    :knuppel2:   What if it doesn't make us lean........bu t instead sit.....or stumble......o r fall.  Hehehe.    ;D    :D

Also, angry, happy, and cry.  All back to back.   :2funny: :P



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« Reply #12 on: July 09, 2014, 05:41:03 PM »
Also, angry, happy, and cry.  All back to back.   :2funny: :P

That's applicable to everyone, not just us.  Hehehe.   ;D



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« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2014, 08:22:47 PM »
Eight Things I Know About You:

1.  You are reading this.
2.  You are human.
3.  You can’t say the letter ”P” without separating your lips.
4.  You just attempted to do it.
6.  You are laughing at yourself.
7.  You have a smile on your face and you skipped No. 5.
8.  You just checked to see if there is a No. 5.

Ok, that was really seven things I know about you.   ;D

I didn't laugh until after I've read No. 8.



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« Reply #14 on: July 10, 2014, 09:09:31 PM »
That's applicable to everyone, not just us.  Hehehe.   ;D

But more suitable for y'all two.  ;D



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