tRouBLe was in in the public restroom
She was barely sitting down when she heard a voice in the other stall:
"Hi, how are you?" said Giggles_Shyly
tRouBLe: (embarrassed) "Doing' fine"
Giggles_Shyly: "So what are you up to?"
tRouBLe: "Uhhh, I'm like you, just sitting here peeing and pooping."
Giggles_Shyly: "Can I come over?"
tRouBLe: (attitude) "No, I'm a little busy right now!"
Giggles_Shyly: "Listen, I'll have to call you back. There's an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions!