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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #30 on: August 21, 2014, 03:56:11 PM »
where did you get all these jokes from?

Where do you think........f rom my friend.    ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #31 on: August 22, 2014, 10:29:34 AM »
At a cocktail party, one woman said to another, “Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?”
The other replied, “Yes, I am. I married the wrong man.”   ;D



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« Reply #32 on: August 22, 2014, 10:36:50 AM »
Q: If your wife is shouting at the front door and your dog is barking at the back door, who do you let in first?
A: The dog, of course. At least he'll shut up after you let him in.

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« Reply #33 on: August 22, 2014, 12:20:18 PM »
LOL Yes it is mean.  ;D But funny too



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #34 on: August 26, 2014, 01:46:22 PM »
Shoplifting

An old lady gets caught shoplifting. On court day the lady and her husband who goes with her stands before the judge and he says to her, "Why did you shoplift?" And she says "I was hungry." The judge says "What did you take?" She replys, "A can of peaches." So the judge trying to figure out how to punish her says, "How many peaches where in the can?" The lady says "6" so the judge says ok then 1 day per peach in jail that will be 6 days time served. The judge says would anyone like to say anything and her husband says your honor, "She stole a can of peas too."


Typical male  :knuppel2:    ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #35 on: August 28, 2014, 08:19:18 PM »
:2funny: :2funny: They never back you up.

I know......men!  Humph.   >:(     ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #36 on: September 17, 2014, 01:11:49 PM »
Trouble, its time to take that purple jersey off...get into the silver baby. :D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #37 on: October 22, 2014, 01:22:53 PM »
Trouble, its time to take that purple jersey off...get into the silver baby. :D

I'll take it off when the season's over.  Hehehe.   :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #38 on: October 22, 2014, 01:24:33 PM »
Unexpected sex – that’s a great way to wake up, IF you are not in prison…   ;D


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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #39 on: October 22, 2014, 01:27:58 PM »
Woman returns home and screams out loudly:
- Honey, pack your things, I've won a million today!

Husband comes to the wardrobe and asks:
- What kind of clothes to take with me? Summer or winter?

Woman:
- All of them and get out of here!

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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #40 on: October 27, 2014, 01:58:58 PM »
What did ProudLao's one eye say to the other eye?

Don't look now, but something between us smells.

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« Reply #41 on: October 27, 2014, 02:14:38 PM »
LMAO  ;D  :knuppel2: :idiot2: :2funny:



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #42 on: October 29, 2014, 08:48:04 AM »



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« Reply #43 on: October 29, 2014, 08:56:07 AM »
Guy in a library walks up to the librarian and says, "I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please."

Librarian responds, "Sir, you know you're in a library, right?"

Guy says, "Oh, sorry. [in a whisper] I'll have a cheeseburger and fries, please."

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« Reply #44 on: October 29, 2014, 08:59:38 AM »
LMAO That is something you would do  ;D



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