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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #45 on: October 29, 2014, 12:13:47 PM »
LMAO That is something you would do  ;D

And you know because?   Oh yeah, that's right......you don't because you don't know me.   ;D



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« Reply #46 on: October 29, 2014, 12:15:24 PM »
A black guy was driving his Mercedes when, suddenly, one of the tires went flat. While he was changing his flat tire, another black came up behind him and smashed the front window saying, "right brotha, you take dem tires, I'll take the stereo!"

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« Reply #47 on: October 29, 2014, 12:19:01 PM »
ProudLao banged at his neighbor's door.

"Your son just smashed the window on my car!" PL screamed.

"I'm so sorry, I'm sure he didn't mean it," she replied.

"That's not the point!" PL snapped. "He should know to look before he crosses the road."

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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #48 on: October 29, 2014, 12:25:14 PM »
A black guy was driving his Mercedes when, suddenly, one of the tires went flat. While he was changing his flat tire, another black came up behind him and smashed the front window saying, "right brotha, you take dem tires, I'll take the stereo!"

 ;D

Not funny? ::) ;D :D >:D



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« Reply #49 on: October 29, 2014, 12:26:55 PM »
ProudLao banged at his neighbor's door.

"Your son just smashed the window on my car!" PL screamed.

"I'm so sorry, I'm sure he didn't mean it," she replied.

"That's not the point!" PL snapped. "He should know to look before he crosses the road."

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Watch your son lady  :P ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #50 on: October 29, 2014, 04:09:59 PM »
I know that you thought they were funny, no need to admit it.   ;D



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« Reply #51 on: October 29, 2014, 04:16:33 PM »
God damn, woman.  You have jokes!   :2funny:



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« Reply #52 on: October 30, 2014, 12:51:08 PM »
MC, you should know that by now.   ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #53 on: November 06, 2014, 08:18:21 PM »
His wallet is like an onion. When he opens it, it makes him cry...


When a girl cries for you - don't be too emotional. Those tears are like a loan - you will have to pay it back with great interest.


It's easy to make woman happy......... ....but expensive.


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« Reply #54 on: November 07, 2014, 10:34:32 AM »
Woman, enough said  ::) :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #55 on: November 10, 2014, 12:31:48 PM »
Woman, enough said  ::) :P

 :2funny:   I know you can't live without them.   ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #56 on: November 10, 2014, 12:33:34 PM »
While PL's driving, he feels like a god........he drives, others pray.   ;D



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« Reply #57 on: November 10, 2014, 02:13:30 PM »
:2funny:   I know you can't live without them.   ;D

I know you can't either  ;D



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« Reply #58 on: November 10, 2014, 02:14:24 PM »
While PL's driving, he feels like a god........he drives, others pray.   ;D

So funny......... .............











NOT!  ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #59 on: November 11, 2014, 09:09:31 AM »
Smoking and death:

Smoking a cigarette reduces life by 5 minutes.  Laughing increases life by 10 minutes.  In conclusion, a laughing smoker won't die.

Smoking kills.......bu t if you don't smoke, that still doesn't mean you'll never die.

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