someone was talking about "urge" to me.
A Ms. Niam Nkauj
Ntsuab approached me and said she had the biggest urge to get laid, she's been horny since her separation from her boyfriend, and needs it badly. She asked if I was free and available? Excited and happy to obliged, I answered, " yes, of course!" she replied, "great, please come over tonight at 7" I said, "oh yea, 7 is perfect!" then she continued, "I need you to pick up and watch, Charlene!" Charlene was her dog!
the next day and still bitter for being set up, I decided to charge her for my time!
me:
....Ntsuab, I'm sorry, but I will have to charge you for watching your dog! you had the chance to pick her up after one hour, it's gonna cost you $100!
Ntsuab: well, i did call but you didn't answer.
me:
...well, you know what? I'm gonna charge you $300 bucks now, because I had to keep her all night and I didn't get laid.
Ntsuab: well, mister! you owe me $500, you had the chance with Charlene and you didn't!
...I instantly had the urge to kill her, but died of a heart attack!