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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #15 on: July 14, 2014, 08:28:05 AM »
I didn't laugh until after I've read No. 8.

I don't care when, at least I got a laugh out of you.    ;D

But more suitable for y'all two.  ;D

I bet that's happened to you too.   ;D    :P



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« Reply #16 on: July 14, 2014, 09:58:06 AM »
Nope, I've been told that I'm a happy drunk and I should get wasted more often.   ;D



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« Reply #17 on: July 14, 2014, 10:45:57 AM »
No proof, no care.  Hehehe.    ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #18 on: July 14, 2014, 12:09:15 PM »
There is but I'm not sharing.   :P ;D



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« Reply #19 on: July 17, 2014, 02:00:52 PM »
You mean to tell me there's a video?   :o    Hehehe.    :D



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« Reply #20 on: July 17, 2014, 07:44:47 PM »
Funny.  ;D

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."



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« Reply #21 on: July 18, 2014, 10:58:00 AM »
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”

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« Reply #22 on: July 18, 2014, 12:19:57 PM »
There were three guys talking in the pub. Two of them are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives, while the third remains quiet.

After a while one of the first two turns to the third and says, “Well, what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife?”

The third fellow says, “I’ll tell you. Just the other night my wife came to me on her hands and knees.”

The first two guys were amazed. “What happened then?” they asked. “She said, ‘get out from under the bed and fight like a man’.”

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« Reply #23 on: July 18, 2014, 08:49:04 PM »
Funny.  ;D

Whenever your ex says, "You'll never find someone like me," the answer to that is, "That's the point."

LOL  ;D



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« Reply #24 on: August 19, 2014, 03:59:18 PM »
No wonder you are Trouble...i actually reading all your dumb jokes.  :2funny: :2funny:



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« Reply #25 on: August 20, 2014, 12:02:44 PM »
No wonder you are Trouble...i actually reading all your dumb jokes.  :2funny: :2funny:

Glad you enjoyed them.   ;D



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« Reply #26 on: August 21, 2014, 08:57:17 AM »
Glad you enjoyed them.   ;D

i see you are much sexier after I read all your jokes!  O0



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« Reply #27 on: August 21, 2014, 10:32:53 AM »
i see you are much sexier after I read all your jokes!  O0

I'm not sexy, I'm boring......an d somber.......a nd dull......and unexciting.... ..the list can go on and on and on.    ;D



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« Reply #28 on: August 21, 2014, 10:56:24 AM »
Q: What do you call a white guy in the ghetto?
A: A cop



Me: The police shot a thief in the finger and he died.
Friend: How did he die if he was shot in the finger?
Me: His finger was in his nose!



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #29 on: August 21, 2014, 03:15:40 PM »
where did you get all these jokes from?



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