Mr. and Mrs. Smith had two daughters. One was named Mind Your Own Business & the other was named Trouble. One day the two girls decided to play hide and seek. Trouble hid while Mind Your Own Business counted to one hundred. Mind Your Own Business began looking for her sister behind garbage cans and bushes. Then she started looking in and under cars until a policeman approached her and asked, "What are you doing?" "Playing a game," the girl replied. "What is your name?" the officer questioned. "Mind Your Own Business," she answered. Furious the policeman inquired, "Are you looking for trouble?!" The girl replied, "Why, yes."
(Mr. and Mrs. Buzzness had two daughters. One is named Mandy Honey Buzzness. Her sister is named Trub Ling Buzzness)
The other three LaBouche musketeers brothers: Shaddup, Beeqyuatt, and Treble. Treble was basically the black sheep musketeer.
One day, they agreed to meet up at their usual place and go drinking in town. They get to the first tavern. Bouncer at the front says, "What are your names?" They proceed to reply, "LaBouche! Shaddup, Beeqyuatt and..." Bouncer cuts them off, "We don't want any Treble here." So they leave and goes to the next tavern. Same thing happens, They are asked what are their names and then told that they don't serve any one by the name of Treble. This goes one for a few times.
They finally come to a very noisy bar full of ruffians. There was an open table in the middle of the place. They sit down and the barmaid gets to their table and asks, "I'm Jessie. What are your names and what do you want?"
Somewhat frustrated, the two musketeers replied loudly, "Shaddap, Beeqyuatt and we want Treble here too."
Bar maid says, "So just the two of you?"
Shaddup and Beeqyuatt looks at each other and looks around. Treble was missing. They replied, "Jessie wait, for Treble to come here."
Bar maid jumps up on the table in the middle of the room.
"Attention everyone! Ferme La Bouche! Shut UP and Be Quiet! They're looking for TROUBLE! Is there TROUBLE HERE!"
The biggest meanest ruffian steps up with his zealous posse backing him up, "So you're looking for TROUBLE?"
"No! We are Not! We are Waiting for TREBLE!"