Here you go lol
The crazy lesbian couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their chicken coop they called home.
"Just think," tRouBLe says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."
"Well," Giggles_Shyly whisper while farting, "what do you say -- should we get naked?"
The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. "You know, honey," tRouBLe says while sniffing the fart in heavily, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."
"I'm not surprised," replies Giggles_Shyly. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!