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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #225 on: June 25, 2015, 12:17:09 PM »
Sorry for beating you, GS.  I thought it was PL visiting.   ;D    :P



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« Reply #226 on: June 25, 2015, 12:24:48 PM »
PL and his wife are celebrating their 30 years anniversary of marriage. PL asks his wife, "We have grown 12 kids, but PL Junior is different from the rest.  He seems to be pee bah.  Please tell me honestly, I will forgive you, but I want to know......mayb e you have cheated on me?"  His wife replies, "Yes, I'm sorry and I did cheat on you. PL Junior is your real son..."

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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #227 on: June 25, 2015, 12:41:08 PM »
Tai Lau, you've got some imagination there.   ;D



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« Reply #228 on: June 25, 2015, 12:49:40 PM »
Lmbo Tai Lau



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« Reply #229 on: June 25, 2015, 12:50:25 PM »
Trouble that is funny!



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #230 on: June 26, 2015, 12:27:04 PM »
Women are Angels.  And when someone breaks our wings, we simply continue to fly.........on a broomstick.  We're flexible like that.

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« Reply #231 on: July 06, 2015, 12:14:14 PM »
 ;D

tRouBLe: I hate that beggar.
Giggles_Shyly: Why?
tRouBLe: Yesterday I gave him food and today he gave me a book "How to Cook"!



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #232 on: July 06, 2015, 07:00:53 PM »
PL, that was actually funny and cute.   ;D



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« Reply #233 on: July 07, 2015, 10:15:42 AM »
LOL PL



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« Reply #234 on: July 07, 2015, 11:16:07 AM »
An old couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their home.

"Just think," the old man says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."

"Well," the old lady snickers, "what do you say -- should we get naked?"

The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. "You know, honey," the little old lady says slyly, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies the old man. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!

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« Reply #235 on: July 07, 2015, 11:31:57 AM »
LMAO  :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:



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« Reply #236 on: July 07, 2015, 12:29:28 PM »
Funny.  Hehehe.    ;D

GS, you should have switched it so the man would've said that, because it works too.    :D



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« Reply #237 on: July 07, 2015, 12:49:46 PM »
Here you go lol

The crazy lesbian couple celebrates their 50th wedding anniversary in their chicken coop they called home.


"Just think," tRouBLe says, "we were sitting here at this same breakfast table, naked as jaybirds, 50 years ago."

"Well," Giggles_Shyly whisper while farting, "what do you say -- should we get naked?"

The two immediately strip to the buff and sit back down at the table. "You know, honey," tRouBLe says while sniffing the fart in heavily, "My breasts burn for you now as they did 50 years ago."

"I'm not surprised," replies Giggles_Shyly. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal!



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« Reply #238 on: July 07, 2015, 12:58:09 PM »
OMGOSH.  PL, you're such a dork.   :2funny:



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« Reply #239 on: July 07, 2015, 12:59:12 PM »
 ;D ;D :2funny: :knuppel2:



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