The police and me......
The police pulling me overPolice: Where do you live?
Me: With my parents.
Police: Where do your parents live?
Me: With me.
Police: Where do you all live?
Me: Together.
Police: Where is your house?
Me: Next to my neighbor's house.
Police: Where is your neighbor's house?
Me: If I tell you, you won't believe me.
Police: Tell me.
Me: Next to my house...
The police knocking on my doorMe: Who's there?
Police: The Police.
Me: What do you want?
Police: We want to talk.
Me: How many of you are there?
Police: Two.
Me: So talk with each other.