jokes, jokes, and more jokes

[tRouBLe]

Giggles_Shyly is telling Tai Lau to clean up.

What Giggles_Shyly says…
This place is a mess! C’mon!
You and I need to clean up!
Your stuff is lying on the floor!
You’ll have no clothes to wear if we don’t do laundry right now!

What Tai Lau hears…
blah blah blah blah blah C’MON!
YOU AND I blah blah blah blah!
blah blah blah blah ON THE FLOOR!
blah blah blah NO CLOTHES blah blah blah blah blah blah blah RIGHT NOW!

Men!      

[Giggles_Shyly]

ROFLMBO!!!! Isn't that the truth

[Giggles_Shyly]

VH: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Tai Lau: "Seven."
VHr: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Tai Lau: "Seven."
VH: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Tai Lau: "Six."
VH: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Tai Lau: "Seven!"
VH: "Tai Lau, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Tai Lau: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

[Giggles_Shyly]

Tai Lau exclaims to his wife one day, "Your butt is getting really big. It's bigger than the BBQ grill!" Later that night in bed, Tai Lau makes some advances towards his wife who completely brushes him off. "What's wrong?" he asks. She answers, "Do you really think I'm going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie?" 

[Giggles_Shyly]

Hahaha, my dream is to hardly work by using my brain

[proudlao]

ProudLao : My first son just turned 6 last week!
tRouBLe: My first daughter just turned 3 few days ago!
ProudLao : Great! When your daughter 25, my son can marry her!
tRouBLe : No! Look at your son's age currently is 2x my daughter's, so your son will be 50 then!!!
ProudLao :   

[Giggles_Shyly]

  getting morbid in here LOL

[VillainousHero]

getting morbid in here LOL

Do you even know what morbid means?

Maybe I don't.... LOL.

[Giggles_Shyly]

Something not normal and unconfortable, usually death but this is morbid to me LOL

[Giggles_Shyly]

Sex talk is like death talk to me

[proudlao]

Mine has nothing to do with that.

[VillainousHero]

Something not normal and unconfortable, usually death but this is morbid to me LOL

So this is a sickly diseased talking... About sexualized funnier is killing you with laughter...

LOL... You have a very strange notion of morbidity.

Laughing at the expense of another illness...

[Giggles_Shyly]

When I think of sexual conversations, it makes me think of death and rotting flesh LOL makes me uncomfortable to the point where I get up and leave (if in person), on screen I can relatively talk about it to a point but if it gets weirder then I stop responding

[Giggles_Shyly]

if talking about sex is morbid to you...i wonder how it is, if you were actually doing it.   

you should go see my virgin joke in mature sexction...sex y stories.   

The second joke was funny Tai lau made me think about sweating right after a hot summer day run! Yea, hand me those towels! Sweating like a faucet

[tRouBLe]

Hmmmm.......I see where some of the jokes are leading to.