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proudlao

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« Reply #465 on: September 02, 2015, 11:25:27 AM »
Tai Lau sits down at the bar and orders drink after drink.

 "Is everything okay, pal?" Giggles asks.

 "My wife tRouBLe and I got into a fight, and she said she isn't talking to me for a month!"

 Trying to put a positive spin on things, Giggles says, "Well, maybe that's kind of a good thing. You know, a little peace and quiet?"

 "Yeah, but today is the last day!

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« Reply #466 on: September 02, 2015, 02:45:42 PM »
LOL PL!



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« Reply #467 on: September 02, 2015, 03:03:47 PM »
Trouble I so agree with you! O0



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #468 on: September 03, 2015, 01:53:06 PM »
What are you two agreeing on?



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« Reply #469 on: September 09, 2015, 09:48:23 AM »
Quote from: VillainousHero on September 03, 2015, 01:53:06 PM
What are you two agreeing on?

My version was funnier.  ;D



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« Reply #470 on: September 09, 2015, 09:51:15 AM »
If Giggles_Shyly and Tai Lau were coworkers..... .

Tai Lau: Can you help me with this project?
Giggles_Shyly: The short answer is no.
Tai Lau: What's the long answer?
Giggles_Shyly: Nooooooo.


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« Reply #471 on: September 09, 2015, 09:53:48 AM »
ProudLao went to see the doctor to get the results of his brain scan. The doctor said: "ProudLao, I have some bad news for you. First, we have discovered that your brain has two sides: the left side and the right side." ProudLao interrupted, "Well, that’s normal, isn’t it? I thought everybody had two sides to their brain?" The doctor replied, "That’s true, ProudLao. But your brain is very unusual because on the left side there isn’t anything right, while on the right side there isn’t anything left."


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« Reply #472 on: September 21, 2015, 10:54:47 PM »
Tai Lau took his girlfriend to McDonald's, backed his car through the drive-through window, so the cashier could be on her side and told her: "You can order anything from the dollar menu, don't ever say i didn't let you have what you want again!"

 ::) :P ;D



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« Reply #473 on: September 22, 2015, 07:20:44 AM »
LMBO Tai Lau I can see you doing that :P



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« Reply #474 on: October 23, 2015, 04:56:08 PM »
Old people at weddings always poke me and say "you're next."  So I started saying the same thing to them at funerals.

Next time, when you're at a restaurant and the hostess asks you, "would you like a table?"  Respond with, "No, not at all.  I came here to eat on the floor."

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« Reply #475 on: October 24, 2015, 06:34:08 AM »
Common sense is very uncommon...
Logical people are always being questioned...
Wisdom is only understood after the fact...
Foolishness is always thought of before the fact...
YOLO... You only live once, and who lives twice?
Experience... Is repeating the same mistakes made again, and remembering it right afterwards...
Methodical people are called crazy or mad.

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« Reply #476 on: November 16, 2015, 10:12:52 AM »
A teacher was working with a group of children, trying to broaden their horizons through sensory perception. She brought in a variety of lifesavers and said, "Children, I'd like you to close your eyes and taste these." The kids easily identified the taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacher gave them honey-flavored lifesavers, all of the kids were stumped. I'll give you a hint," said the teacher.  "It's something your mommy probably calls your daddy all the time." Instantly, Little Johnny coughed his onto the floor and shouted, "Quick!  Spit'em out!  They're dogs!"

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« Reply #477 on: November 18, 2015, 10:37:51 AM »
One day the teacher wanted the class to use the word definitely in a sentence.  Giggles_Shyly raised her hand first thinking she’s so smart, so the teacher called on her.

Giggles_Shyly said, "The sky is definitely blue!"

"I'm sorry Giggles_Shyly that’s wrong the sky sometimes turns different colors red, gray etc.. anybody else?"

VH raised his hand and said, "The grass is definitely green."

"I'm sorry VH that's not true either, sometimes the grass dies and it may turn brown, anybody else?"

tRouBLe raises her hand and says, "Teacher do farts have lumps?"

The teacher says, "no why?"

tRouBLe says, "Then I definitely Shit my pants!"



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« Reply #478 on: December 08, 2015, 04:03:57 PM »
Q: What did the mushroom say to the fungus?
A: You're a fun guy [fungi].



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« Reply #479 on: December 15, 2015, 08:18:21 AM »
A girl at the bar asked for Tai Lau's number. He said, "Sex! Sex! Sex! Free sex tonight!" surprised and confused, she said, "Wow?!" Then his friend said, "He means 666-3629."

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