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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #555 on: March 07, 2017, 07:58:45 AM »
 :2funny:  I admit.....agai nst my better judgment.....t hat was a good one.   ;D



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #556 on: March 30, 2017, 06:56:50 AM »
tRouBLe goes to the Doctor, worried about her boyfriend's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"

tRouBLe: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my boyfriend seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your boyfriend is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later tRouBLe comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

tRouBLe: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my boyfriend started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #557 on: March 31, 2017, 01:12:10 PM »
So what are you really trying to say......   ::)  :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #558 on: September 28, 2017, 06:46:12 AM »
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good

for you. Walking is especially beneficial - strengthens the

pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just

pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces,

like a grass path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't

hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience

would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this
information. After a few moments a man, name unknown,
at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering: Would it be all right if she carries a golf bag?"



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #559 on: October 19, 2017, 02:10:30 PM »
So typical of men   :2funny:



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #560 on: June 19, 2019, 03:49:18 AM »
Asians have it tough in America.

You go to school and they tell everyone to use English to punch u Asians

You got to the bank and they take your money and say Fluct U Asians.

You buy anything and they hit you with Attacks Asians.

You play online games and everyone is pk pk pk..Eliminate Asians.

It's all true.  There's solid evidence to support all of this.  This Obese America loves us.  Loves to make us In Fat you Asians.

thank you thank you.



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #561 on: June 19, 2019, 10:00:40 PM »
What happens when you put Moo and ouch together?

Cow Ouch
couch!

What happens when you mix a punch to the kisser and ouch together?

Pow Ouch
Pouch!

What happens when you get an ouch and it grows bigger and bigger?

Grow Ouch
Grouch!

What happens when your ouch starts to slow down?
Slow Ouch
Slouch!


« Last Edit: July 08, 2019, 05:16:08 AM by VillainousHero »

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The real villain is looking at you.  The last hero was just not true.  If everything works out in the end.  It's because all things make amends.

 

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