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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #555 on: March 07, 2017, 07:58:45 AM »
 :2funny:  I admit.....agai nst my better judgment.....t hat was a good one.   ;D



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« Reply #556 on: March 30, 2017, 06:56:50 AM »
tRouBLe goes to the Doctor, worried about her boyfriend's temper.

The Doctor asks: "What's the problem?"

tRouBLe: "Doctor, I don't know what to do. Every day my boyfriend seems to lose his temper for no reason. It scares me."

The Doctor says: "I have a cure for that. When it seems that your boyfriend is getting angry, just take a glass of water and start swishing it in your mouth. Just swish and swish but don't swallow it until he either leaves the room or calms down."

Two weeks later tRouBLe comes back to the doctor looking fresh and reborn.

tRouBLe: "Doctor that was a brilliant idea! Every time my boyfriend started losing it, I swished with water. I swished and swished, and he calmed right down! How does a glass of water do that?"

The Doctor says: "The water itself does nothing. It's keeping your mouth shut that does the trick."



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #557 on: March 31, 2017, 01:12:10 PM »
So what are you really trying to say......   ::)  :P



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #558 on: September 28, 2017, 06:46:12 AM »
The room was full of pregnant women with their husbands.

The instructor said, "Ladies, remember that exercise is good

for you. Walking is especially beneficial - strengthens the

pelvic muscles and will make delivery that much easier. Just

pace yourself, make plenty of stops and try to stay on a soft surfaces,

like a grass path."

"Gentlemen, remember -- you're in this together. It wouldn't

hurt you to go walking with her. In fact, that shared experience

would be good for you both."

The room suddenly became very quiet as the men absorbed this
information. After a few moments a man, name unknown,
at the back of the room, slowly raised his hand.

"Yes?" said the Instructor.

"I was just wondering: Would it be all right if she carries a golf bag?"



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Re: jokes, jokes, and more jokes
« Reply #559 on: October 19, 2017, 02:10:30 PM »
So typical of men   :2funny:



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