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I'm tired of going to church - jokes
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May 23, 2015, 01:38:36 AM »
I'm tired of going to church...
The preacher told me to bare all to the Lord. So I did. Then they curse me for baring naked as I was shouting, "Praise the Lord!"
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Growing up and going to bible school they give me some bread and told me, "You're a winner."
Now that I'm an adult, they give me some bread and tell me, "You're a sinner."
No I'm just a beginner. Give me my daily bread.
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November 19, 2015, 02:38:33 AM »
I love it when they say, "bow your head and pray."
Nap time...I'm in deep prayer...
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November 19, 2015, 02:41:58 AM »
I love Easter weekend and the week leading up to it.
Rabbits that lays colorful eggs...Gods Miracle.
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I'm can't wait to go get treated to Sundae
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There were three wisemen at the birth of Jesus on Christmas...
We know cuz the fourth wiseman told us.
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If the preacher preaches, then what does a pastor do?
Past your eyes?!!!!! that donation is loaded and it just past my eyes...
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