Pirates don't even care anymore and will do directly to your face due to

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...weak sauce consequences:

Alleged Porch Pirate Takes Package In Front of Homeowner

Police in Pennsylvania say a brazen porch pirate wasn’t put off by the presence of the homeowner when he went to poach a package. The Cheltenham Township Police Department says the package from AT&T contained six iPhones and was left on the homeowner’s porch. Just as he went to retrieve it, they say a man came up the walkway, snatched it and took off, leaving the homeowner stunned. Inside Edition Digital’s Mara Montalbano has more.

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