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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #15 on: March 30, 2017, 04:41:15 PM »
Ah, the effects of old age.  :D

The other day I said to my niece: "Bring me the cash register."

She was like, "Huh?"

Me: "I mean, bring me the calculator." And I pointed at what I wanted. She looked at it and said, "Uh are you sure?"

And I was like, "Wait no, it's called the remote control. Bring me the remote control!" Lol



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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #16 on: March 30, 2017, 05:31:45 PM »
 :2funny:

I'm just hoping I don't soil myself in public anytime soon.



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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #17 on: March 31, 2017, 04:32:37 PM »
With the way you've been wearing your underwear, let's hope not.  ;D



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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #18 on: April 03, 2017, 09:50:53 AM »
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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #19 on: April 06, 2017, 02:17:10 PM »
Pet Peeve:

Twice now this week I've had individuals cough directly into my face without so much as an "Excuse Me" or apologies of any sort. And it's not even like I'm looking for any acknowledgemen t. I just want fair warning next time so I can avoid getting sick. For the 3rd time this year  :-[



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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #20 on: April 20, 2017, 11:38:02 AM »
 :-[

Nothing like being called into the boss's office because you went above and beyond what you were told to do. And it's no coincidence that this happens immediately after Dwight Schrute comes back from vacation.




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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #21 on: June 07, 2017, 08:54:07 AM »
Mood reflecting the weather. Or is it the other way around  :-\

Ultimately the Universe seeks out some semblance of balance.




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Re: What I Meant to Say
« Reply #22 on: July 07, 2017, 02:26:59 PM »
Oh, to be old, feminine and White.

You can do no wrong.



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