My mind thinks me a scholar but my mouth proves me the fool

I've been experiencing a few too many oh-sh*t-my-mind's-slippin' kind of moments lately.
I wore my underpants backwards, twice, in one week. And yes, they have the flap in the front.
I lost my wallet on multiple occasions. A few times it was in my front pocket, a couple of times it was in the car and once I even panicked at the thought of having lost my wallet, while holding it in my hand.
I've reset multiple passwords for online accounts 2-3 times within the last few weeks.
I have a weeks worth of lunch stashed at work, and I still continue to pack lunch everyday because I think I don't have lunch at work.