A man was walking down by the beach and saw cave on the side of the hill.
He walked into the cave and saw something shiny. He picked it up and rubbed it.
A genie popped out and grant him 3 wishes...
His first wish, to have a beautiful and sexy girl... poof there she was, a perfect 10.
His next wish, to be handsome and a body chiseled like a model... poof, he was handsome with a body like a body builder.
His final wish... to have a pen1s that can touch the ground... poof, both his legs are gone.