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How to get your kids a head start in life...
« on: June 21, 2016, 10:57:35 PM »
DAD: Son, you need to get married. I have the girl for you.

SON: Not possible!!

DAD: Think twice son, she is Bill Gates' daughter!

SON: Ok DAD, I am ready!




DAD (says to Bill Gates): My son wants to marry your daughter!

BILL GATES: Not possible!

DAD: Think twice, my son is the CEO of Swiss Bank.

BILL GATES: I am ready!




DAD (says to Swiss Bank): Make my son the CEO of your Bank!

BANK: Not possible!

DAD: Think twice, he is Bill Gates' son-in-law!

BANK: Your son's job is confirmed!



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