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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #15 on: March 03, 2017, 11:34:46 AM »
got another question...wha t would you do if you catches your man with a hot chick in bed?

a) join in
b) pull up a seat and watch
c) kill them
d) or cry

E) Carve out his heart. Bury his body under my rowan tree. Put his heart in a jar and curse his bloodline to become night terrors, monsters, and ghouls.



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #16 on: March 03, 2017, 02:13:40 PM »
Do girls like guys in tight clothing, Just like guys like girls in tight clothing?



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #17 on: March 07, 2017, 08:58:02 AM »
E) Carve out his heart. Bury his body under my rowan tree. Put his heart in a jar and curse his bloodline to become night terrors, monsters, and ghouls.
gawd dammin it!  it's one thing to cheat but you're just evil!  >:D  you just want john snow to rise from the dead to break your heart again...and again...and again! 

here's another questions...if you were to have a 3 some, would you rather bring in a man or a woman? 



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #18 on: March 08, 2017, 07:58:42 AM »
If he wears a tight/legging and you can see his hot dog and BALLS sticking out like a bump, EWWW go change into something less showy.   :2funny: When FEMALE wears it, it's different story because we wear to attract and show off our ASSETS!  ;D J/K (mostly true).  You should know my answer and that is OBVIOUSLY a big NO NO for tight leggings. Tight shirt is a different story if he has a big chest and is MUSCULAR. Guys who wear tight shirt all the time are cocky in my opinion.
this is evidence that women do check out our crotches...I'mma start following nooneever's trend and wear socks there!   :D ;D

i think i would look good in tight clothing, it's just that i can't pull it over my six pack abs...it keeps rolling up the shirt and don't talk to me about taking it off, I would be stuck in a Rupaul pose with my arms extended above my head and my hands in vogue motion.

I got a question for U?

If the alphabets was rearranged, what comes after the letter "N"?    :P :D ;D



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #19 on: March 09, 2017, 05:52:55 PM »
gawd dammin it!  it's one thing to cheat but you're just evil!  >:D  you just want john snow to rise from the dead to break your heart again...and again...and again! 

here's another questions...if you were to have a 3 some, would you rather bring in a man or a woman?

Just me because with my split personality it'll be like having sex with five people.



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #20 on: March 10, 2017, 07:52:41 AM »
Just me because with my split personality it'll be like having sex with five people.
ha! I hope you can play dress up too cause you would be the perfect girlfriend...a man can have 5 different girls at the same time!  :D ;D

i can tell something about you, take a pick...a) hmong   b) mekas   c) dub   d) mev  e) other asian?



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #21 on: March 10, 2017, 12:07:47 PM »
Tai Lau, I don't know.  I can tell it's you by the way you typed.  ;D I cannot think because my heartbroken syndrome is kicking in today.
who's that?  sorry you're mistaken.

someone did say that the best way to get over a person is to get under someone else!  :D ;D

seems like U should have no problem with that.   :P




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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #22 on: March 10, 2017, 04:03:45 PM »
ha! I hope you can play dress up too cause you would be the perfect girlfriend...a man can have 5 different girls at the same time!  :D ;D

i can tell something about you, take a pick...a) hmong   b) mekas   c) dub   d) mev  e) other asian?

I'll always love my Hmong men...



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #23 on: March 10, 2017, 08:37:43 PM »
I'll always love my Hmong men...

We have our dinstinct exotic looks. :D



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #24 on: March 10, 2017, 10:11:23 PM »
We have our dinstinct exotic looks. :D

It's the Hmong heart that kuv ntshaw tshaj plaws, especially one that's all mine.  :love3:

I don't know why I'm being so sentimental. Someone shoot me.



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #25 on: March 11, 2017, 05:51:09 AM »
Ohh he's a guy who I slept with from here. I thought he was you because you know he's been ignoring me and even changed his username. I am looking for him. I want to confront him even though he rejected me. You know it's so sad because after what we did, he left without a trace. He is siab phem and dag kuv. I couldn't believe him. I'm so ashamed of myself I had to quit PH. Why was I so easy??

I want to confront him and tell him this.

 I'. Regret. What. I. Did.

Will you help me??  ;D J/K!!
GIG-GID-DEE!

He sounds like my hero.  I thought ph hook ups was just a dream...so it does happen!!
If he's able to sleep with you, so can everybody else... I gots next!

I help you, you help me...right now I got the biggest small head ache, I need to get rid of.  ;)



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #26 on: March 11, 2017, 06:25:48 AM »
I'll always love my Hmong men...
Good answer. Here's what I know about you from it.

You have a few degrees, you work your fingers to the bone, you're career driven and strive to go higher.  You want to see the world and clearly a big dreamer.  If you continue to work hard and achieve all that you pray to god to achieve, an illiterate hmong man will be there and stand by your side.  He will appreciate your achievements and put aside his ego, so that it does not frustrate your so called love.



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #27 on: March 13, 2017, 09:41:11 AM »
Hey ZDN, I am a professional in that field and you won't be disappointed.  :D I can help you but I want something in return back. I don't give samples. Sorry. Lol. J/P.

So off topic, I was just teasing you. Besides I lied about Tai Lau and I sleeping together. Just wanted to see if he'll come on here so I can say HI.  :) I ain't no slutzz.   ;D
if you're a professional.. .no man will ever want to leave you..honest truth!  you want something in return?  hmmm...the most I'm willing to give is $20 bucks, cause you know, it should be free but others are willing to pay me, just so they can have it!  :D ;D O0

i tried looking him up in the histories and with the very little information I got...leads me to believe he might be BI!  he's always talking about 3somes (MFM).  if you should reach him, you can tell him, I called him out, so we can have a sword fight for with you!   :P :D ;D



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #28 on: March 13, 2017, 01:50:23 PM »
The only way to find out is to see it for yourself. I will fulfill your deepest fantasy and you will not be disappointed.  :2funny:  $20 Dollars is too little.  I've upgraded so what I want in return will cost more than that $20 bucks. You know, my makeup, perfume, earrings, clothing, hair and DIY essentials to get sexy is not cheap. Why are you such a cheap stake?  :D :)   J/K!!

No, he's not BI. He is a REAL MAN...  ;D Anyway, it was nice chatting with you. I am going to go away from this place again. If you happen to see him and Rocklin, tell them I say "WASSSSSUUUUPPP PPP!!!!"  ;D
FYI, I am not cheap...you are lucky I even offered $20, otherwise, I would be charging you $50 per minute, to make you hollar...they don't call me the minute man for no reason, anytime over 5 minutes, you won't be able to afford me!  :D ;D

I don't know who those two are...If i should see TL, i will let him know that his MK chicken ran away.   rockin is probably poocee whooped, for knowing you!   wazzzzzzz aaaahhh p!  :2funny: :2funny:



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Re: Any single ladies want to be friends?
« Reply #29 on: March 13, 2017, 04:17:05 PM »
Good answer. Here's what I know about you from it.

You have a few degrees, you work your fingers to the bone, you're career driven and strive to go higher.  You want to see the world and clearly a big dreamer.  If you continue to work hard and achieve all that you pray to god to achieve, an illiterate hmong man will be there and stand by your side.  He will appreciate your achievements and put aside his ego, so that it does not frustrate your so called love.

Lol that's an interesting reading... Thanks for the flattering description.



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