Talk about clueless. I was a total nerd. This hot foreign exchange chick from Norway was all excited because she visited a Hard Rock Cafe and got a t-shirt and she wore it ti class. She saw me, ran up excitedly and said "look at my shirt!" and I just said "oh, aren't you cold, wearing just a t-shirt?". I didn't get it till the other girls in class came running up to us and said "OMG! hard rock cafe!"
You wanna talk about clueless??
Boy do I have super clueless stories..
When I was younger, this girl would ask me to take her home. And everytime wed get to her place, shed sit in the car a little too long before she got out.
I look back, I think she was expecting or hoping Id make a move. At work shed be hugging me and stuff. I dont know what I did to make her attracted to me, one night she just come to me and ask if I can take her home.
Another time this strawberry blonde girl...I dont know what it is but she had an affection for me too. Anyways...this other guy was talking to me and he said to me "every guy she ever dated she slept with"...was he trying to tell me something bexuase he saw something with her and me?
Another time, I was just outta high school. First year out, working a 3rd shift job stocking shelves at a grocery store. These girls came by, they were the cashiers, started talking to me..and about prom and where it was going to be at(it was a really nice place, an estate really) and I just said for fun not really meaning it seriously that I would love to go to thier prom just to see it! And both of them said really quickly "oh we dont have any dates to go with and you could go with me.."
Talk about super clueless. I have many more!!
A more recent one, I was at a bar..my friend met these two girls, he tossed one my way...I was talking to her and she was laughing at everything I was saying and I remember thinking...wha
t I said was not even funnie!! And Im trying to have a real conversation about what I do...i was sitting on a stool and had my legs apart and she was standing between them hands all over me while she was laughing.