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Offline lilly

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Looking for my soulmate
« on: November 20, 2017, 01:14:42 AM »
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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #1 on: November 20, 2017, 01:24:45 AM »
Here's a little info on myself:
- I'm weird
- I'm nerdy
- I like coffee
- I like intellectuals
- I am not religious
- I have liberal views
- I don't have time for games
- My ideal date is sitting next to a cozy fire debating over current politics or a book or something of mutual interest.

If you are in need of a meeting of the souls, aka, a non-bullsh!*, real conversation, give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx.   O0



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #2 on: November 20, 2017, 04:33:17 AM »
The soulmate test.  When you go into the bathroom after a guy does a number 2 and you be like..... Dayam, that filthy stinch smells just like mine. 

Here's the proofing.

Soul is an inner part of the body.  Soul mate should share the same inner part as you do so when he farts, you are in a familiar territory since your stinch smells just as bad as well.

Did u just got off of a bad relationship or is the Hmong mn new year next week got Cupid making you thirsty? 

Nice to see an old timers again.   Fetishdream is me if you don't yet know the Dumas. 



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #3 on: November 20, 2017, 09:42:05 AM »
Mr. DuMa, up to your usual mischief, I see.   ;D

Anyway, yes, I am in need of a good conversation with a soulmate.  Let me know if you are a soulmate.   ;)  And you'll have to fly to MN.  I am unable to travel at the present moment.



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #4 on: November 20, 2017, 12:25:26 PM »
I'll fly no problem.  Just don't expect me to be there by the following weekend so that's your cue to exploit me while I'm there.

Nothing personal.  Just that PTO don't come easy as love don't come easy as well.  I'll get me a rental car, but if I do, that's my escape.  If you want control, you can drive me around n lock me up in your basement and feed me cup of noodles. 

You are 75, I'm 76 a tad younger and the biggest difference is that you will look more like a cougar than I a fighting cock. 

Where will it lead? I dunno but young meat vs old meat is not something new. 

If I remembered correctly, Lilly the cartoon artist.  You were so generous and I must have trolled you till you leave pH for years now.  Welcome back and nice talking to you again.



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #5 on: November 20, 2017, 04:45:32 PM »
Unfortunately I'm not that Lilly.  But thank you for the welcome back. 

I'm just passing through.  It seems the older we get the less time we have to fool around.  But it's always nice to see old faces usernames and say hi.



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #6 on: November 20, 2017, 05:08:46 PM »
i think you need to post a picture for the soulmate to show up :)



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #7 on: November 20, 2017, 05:21:27 PM »
My unfortunately is your gain.  I'll just pretend that u are new n your 5000+ point counts were cry babies posting points.

So back to our group therapy.  How are you feeling now that you are old n forever lonely?  Is it because you are ugly?

 






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« Reply #8 on: November 20, 2017, 05:23:56 PM »
i think you need to post a picture for the soulmate to show up :)

If I think who she is then I she already shared pix.  Hot body but I forgot how that face goes already. 

When we old, we no care. We hit it old meat.



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #9 on: November 24, 2017, 08:24:31 AM »
That doesn't cost $3.99 a minute, does it?

Here's a little info on myself:
- I'm weird
- I'm nerdy
- I like coffee
- I like intellectuals
- I am not religious
- I have liberal views
- I don't have time for games
- My ideal date is sitting next to a cozy fire debating over current politics or a book or something of mutual interest.

If you are in need of a meeting of the souls, aka, a non-bullsh!*, real conversation, give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx.   O0



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #10 on: November 24, 2017, 08:25:05 AM »
And a last name.

i think you need to post a picture for the soulmate to show up :)



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #11 on: November 24, 2017, 11:27:28 AM »
Here's a little info on myself:
- I'm weird
- I'm nerdy
- I like coffee
- I like intellectuals
- I am not religious
- I have liberal views
- I don't have time for games
- My ideal date is sitting next to a cozy fire debating over current politics or a book or something of mutual interest.

If you are in need of a meeting of the souls, aka, a non-bullsh!*, real conversation, give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx.   O0

Help!!!!

I can not find the X button on my fone.  I did hit ex like 7 times and some lady on the other line was masturbating to Saturday's cartoon. 



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #12 on: November 28, 2017, 04:26:01 PM »
Here's a little info on myself:
- I'm weird
- I'm nerdy
- I like coffee
- I like intellectuals
- I am not religious
- I have liberal views
- I don't have time for games
- My ideal date is sitting next to a cozy fire debating over current politics or a book or something of mutual interest.

If you are in need of a meeting of the souls, aka, a non-bullsh!*, real conversation, give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx.   O0
you and demure need to go on a dating show or you're the same people  :2funny:



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2017, 02:13:20 PM »
Here's a little info on myself:
- I'm weird
- I'm nerdy
- I like coffee
- I like intellectuals
- I am not religious
- I have liberal views
- I don't have time for games
- My ideal date is sitting next to a cozy fire debating over current politics or a book or something of mutual interest.

If you are in need of a meeting of the souls, aka, a non-bullsh!*, real conversation, give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx.   O0
Here's a little about myself:

I like weird
I like nerdy
I don't drink coffee.  - oops, looks I'm out of the picture.



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Re: Looking for my soulmate
« Reply #14 on: December 15, 2017, 12:13:16 PM »
Here's a little info on myself:
- I'm weird
- I'm nerdy
- I like coffee
- I like intellectuals
- I am not religious
- I have liberal views
- I don't have time for games
- My ideal date is sitting next to a cozy fire debating over current politics or a book or something of mutual interest.

If you are in need of a meeting of the souls, aka, a non-bullsh!*, real conversation, give me a call at xxx-xxx-xxxx.   O0

You already disqualified yourself by not posting an up to date pic of yourself. 



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