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Office holiday party....

So we have one girl...  She's one of the pretty girls at work...tall (about 6 feet)...slender... She's pretty too...


I ain't the best looking guy...  I'm way shorter than her, I'm chubby...

So I went back to my desk...she was there talking to our supervisor and she saw me and asked me "you going to save a dance for me right?"

I was shocked....

I said "pshhhh..."


She said "pshhhh, what does that mean?"

I said "means nope becuase I don't know how to dance..."

She said "save a dance for me and wear a tie"...


What does it mean!?!?!!!?


She wants to dance with me and told me to wear a tie!!



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I went through all 15k posts and those 2 quotes I found were the only ones so I guess that would make it "everytime".  Feel free to go through all 15k posts and verify by quoting them all.  You need to quote them all to verifying prove "everytime".   Please verify that Im wrong.

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Re: Of all the guys...she picked me!!!!!?!?!?! I don't mean to brag but....
« Reply #1 on: December 20, 2017, 09:25:31 AM »
She's using you bro.  RUN!



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Re: Of all the guys...she picked me!!!!!?!?!?! I don't mean to brag but....
« Reply #2 on: December 21, 2017, 12:21:54 PM »
sure



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Re: Of all the guys...she picked me!!!!!?!?!?! I don't mean to brag but....
« Reply #3 on: December 21, 2017, 12:45:27 PM »
You are looking for a different cue like save a dance and bring condoms. 

You can never be so sure like 10 years later when you are married with kids and out of the blue, a lawsuit for inappropriate sexual advances on a white chick.  Them allegations have merit if she is hot.  At 6'0, that's model size and your eyes are at her tittay so there you go, Harvey



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Re: Of all the guys...she picked me!!!!!?!?!?! I don't mean to brag but....
« Reply #4 on: December 22, 2017, 05:06:19 PM »
She said she liked my hair!!

What does it mean?!!?

Is that a come on?!?

Anyways...  Just my personal policy.. I don't date girls who are co-workers.

I think some girls get frustrated or don't understand when I don't "like" them back..

Yeah I'll be their friend and we'll chop it up and we'll crack jokes and have a good time to pass time...

But dating???  That's just not me.

But this girl's is good looking and tall.   



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I went through all 15k posts and those 2 quotes I found were the only ones so I guess that would make it "everytime".  Feel free to go through all 15k posts and verify by quoting them all.  You need to quote them all to verifying prove "everytime".   Please verify that Im wrong.

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Re: Of all the guys...she picked me!!!!!?!?!?! I don't mean to brag but....
« Reply #5 on: December 23, 2017, 11:57:05 AM »
That is weird. I don't know what to say. ;D



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You've gotta start channeling your inner Kevin Hart.  His wife is taller than he is too   ;)



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She's making her round starting w/ you ;D ;D ;D



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