Tell yours.. Here's something that stuck to my mind because it was so unexpected. lol.
Nice looking young girl with giant racks in the service industry was being made fun of by two old guys at a neighboring table to me. They were talking about her racks as she approached, then one said to her "Careful, I might have to spank you if you spill my drink". The girl didn't sneer, she did not get angry. She just smiled and said "Ooh, I might just like it".