Signs you getting older...

[DuMa]

Without realizing it, I've been watching CNN n the news.  It is a sign that I'm old. 

No cartoon, no sugar

Heck, I don't even talk about sex anymore.  Yep old like an old man that needs Viagra. 

[Mr_Mechanic]

watching news/documentary shows, eating more greens, don't really give a sh1t mode, body aches when waking up, more gray hair showing, hair receding, and etc.

[Gucci K]

you know you're old, if you were incorporated from HOL.   

[DuMa]

Can't even get me to go solo to the club anymore. 

It's that maturity consciousness that speaks to me first and like always, he wins n I chickened out. 

Even college students, fun to look at but I'll pass.  Cot dam media with Cosby case ruins it for me.  Don't want the town to label you as a predator. 

I'm not giving up my driving habits though.  Not old enough to drive like an old man. 

True with that body joints and pain thus why I don't sprint fast anymore.  I'll jog my way up and down that basketball court and hoping the fundamentals will beat these young cats at their prime. 

[ProudLao]

Nothing wrong with that. We have come a long way, we stood, we fought, and we will continue to grow older and wiser. Being older means we have lived and we’ve journeyed great miles.

[DuMa]

The dreaded graduation and this is the season for it. 

High school graduate already and last I remembered, just shy kids.  This is the reason why I don't hit on or lust for spring break anymore.  Very shameful but like fat girls, no one will know I did one for the team.....when drunken enough

[theking]

Not as many wasted erections...to o bad we can't bottled up all those wasted wood during our teen years and save it for our elderly years...

[DuMa]

Not as many wasted erections...to o bad we can't bottled up all those wasted wood during our teen years and save it for our elderly years...

Heard a friend talked about this.  Let's say your max is 1000 eject, how would you spread that out throughout your life time?
Some are almost done by 40, leaving them with 1 shot per year for how long they may live. 

He goes on to say to spread them out evenly so that you can still be potent and strong till your heart gives up. 

It had me thinking so for the past 3 years, I've been concerned and saving it till I marry me a chick n unload more to have children. I want a 6 pack.  Kinda worry about my fertility as well.  I can do a sperm count but too shy to go through with it.  Can't even try to test it through the natural way either.  I must marry that girl and test myself so marriage is my first option now. 

Getting older and wiser makes grown men talk like this. 

[SummerBerry]

Heard a friend talked about this.  Let's say your max is 1000 eject, how would you spread that out throughout your life time?
Some are almost done by 40, leaving them with 1 shot per year for how long they may live. 

He goes on to say to spread them out evenly so that you can still be potent and strong till your heart gives up. 

It had me thinking so for the past 3 years, I've been concerned and saving it till I marry me a chick n unload more to have children. I want a 6 pack.  Kinda worry about my fertility as well.  I can do a sperm count but too shy to go through with it.  Can't even try to test it through the natural way either.  I must marry that girl and test myself so marriage is my first option now. 

Getting older and wiser makes grown men talk like this.

Still haven't joke with my husband that at his age it is at least 21 a month.

[Gucci K]

you know you're getting old, when you race against the sun to see who up first.  even them c@ck-o-doodle birds (roosters) would get the wake up call from you!