i visit san francisco ..... (a starbuck bathroom story)

[hmgROCK]

(yesterday starbuck did their bathroom racial meeting, thought i share mine)



I was at this popular tourism place along the shoreline.
You can see the seal and boat and stuff.

all of sudden, my stomach starts to hurt
and i feel like taking a dump

I follow those sign that says public bathroom
and walk as fast as i can
this public bathroom was in the back of an ally.
when i saw it, i walk even faster

I twist the bathroom handle to open it.
it did not open.
i twist it left and right,
even try pushing in and out

the bathroom did not open.
i look to the right and saw a keypad with number
WTF is this?
i say to myself
you need a code to use the public bathroom??
to get the code, you have to make a purchase with some of the vendor there


short story.....
i found an ally nearby and poop there.
i wasn't the only one
because i saw other people pee and poop there

[Gucci K]

you should sue the wharf!

[hmgROCK]

you should sue the wharf!

i thought about just going to the shore and taking a dump in the ocean
but i touch the water earlier

it is freakin iced cold

oh well...

that ally, already has alot of pee and shti,
so i don't feel remorse or anything
maybe don't put a keypad code next time

[Mr_Mechanic]

you should of just went in the ocean......fee d the fishy they say.

[SummerBerry]

Nothing new. Most places have a sign.

"No public restrooms"
This is also to help prevent people from stealing/opening products in there, sleeping in the restroom and/or trashing up the place for no reason.

Or restroom is just for customer.

[hmgROCK]

Nothing new. Most places have a sign.

"No public restrooms"
This is also to help prevent people from stealing/opening products in there, sleeping in the restroom and/or trashing up the place for no reason.

This was a public bathroom
With a keypad code access

Really misleading

Turn out
I wasn’t the only tourist who got fool
Because the nearby ally smell like pee and poop


I’m sure you folks in California know this place I’m talking about

[DuMa]

Here goes my story.

I needed to poop so I went to this one store to poop.  They said ok.  When I was done, I went to my tour group and told them about it.  A gang of them formed a line just to use the bathroom.

Moral of the story, a private restroom to serve the private or paying member is the reason to wards away Vermons like myself. 

Here's a tip.  If need to use the bathroom, look for them 3 or higher stars hotel.  Bathroom on the first floor and no one will say anything to you.  Just look like you are staying there and was checked in by the previous shift. 

[DuMa]

Anybody teaches y'all how to wipe?

If wipe from front to back, pee pee cooties will infect your butthole.  If the other way, butt fungus may grow on your pee pee hole. 

Now you are thinking. 

[theking]

This was a public bathroom
With a keypad code access

Really misleading

Turn out
I wasn’t the only tourist who got fool
Because the nearby ally smell like pee and poop


I’m sure you folks in California know this place I’m talking about

Never heard of it so what is the name of this "popular tourism place " you are referring to?

[hmgROCK]

Never heard of it so what is the name of this "popular tourism place " you are referring to?

sure
mark it with a star in that ally
LOL
do not go poop there
it is not a public bathroom
even though it say it is a public bathroom and is listed as soo
it is not a free public bathroom
gotta purchase something from the nearby store to get the access code to use it

[theking]

sure
mark it with a star in that ally
LOL
do not go poop there
it is not a public bathroom
even though it say it is a public bathroom and is listed as soo
it is not a free public bathroom
gotta purchase something from the nearby store to get the access code to use it

I was more interested in the "ally nearby" you found and poop there....so map it...

I've been to that area many times and have never witness anyone pooping especially tourists. With that said, I know there's a poop issue in other non-tourist areas/neighborhoods like the Mission, Tenderloin, SOMA, and some BART stations...

[hmgROCK]

I was more interested in the "ally nearby" you found and poop there....so map it...

I've been to that area many times and have never witness anyone pooping especially tourists. With that said, I know there's a poop issue in other non-tourist areas/neighborhoods like the Mission, Tenderloin, SOMA, and some BART stations...

I don’t think you been there
You keep saying you do
But you don’t

If you been there
You already know
What I’m talking about

Another case of “jealousy”

[theking]

I don’t think you been there
You keep saying you do
But you don’t

If you been there
You already know
What I’m talking about

Another case of “jealousy”

as usual, NOTHING from the FRAUD when challenged...m eh nothing new,,,just like that football bet challeng by another member...

[hmgROCK]

Lol

It’s ok
If you never been to SF
I’m not impressed with the city

The golden gate is just Mehhhh...
Just all media hype

[theking]

Lol

It’s ok
If you never been to SF
I’m not impressed with the city

The golden gate is just Mehhhh...
Just all media hype

All that and still no "map" or info on the "tourist poop ally"...same "poop", different day...