(yesterday starbuck did their bathroom racial meeting, thought i share mine)
I was at this popular tourism place along the shoreline.
You can see the seal and boat and stuff.
all of sudden, my stomach starts to hurt
and i feel like taking a dump
I follow those sign that says public bathroom
and walk as fast as i can
this public bathroom was in the back of an ally.
when i saw it, i walk even faster
I twist the bathroom handle to open it.
it did not open.
i twist it left and right,
even try pushing in and out the bathroom did not open.
i look to the right and saw a keypad with number
WTF is this?
i say to myself
you need a code to use the public bathroom??
to get the code, you have to make a purchase with some of the vendor there
short story.....
i found an ally nearby and poop there.
i wasn't the only one
because i saw other people pee and poop there