Read that article again or go straight to the last paragraph.
Are there signs of life on Mars?" asked Michael Meyer, lead scientist for the Mars Exploration Program at NASA Headquarters. "We don't know,
Oh snap, they found something but when asked if there is life on Mars, they say they don't know.
Oh I get it. Took them almost 50 years just to say I don't know but give us 500 millions more dollars for research and we will find an idiot who still is hopeful on this news.
I'll save you billions so hear me out. The digging was at a crator. Bodies out there exploded all the time and these fragments with alien organic compounds would fly around as meteor and astroroids. They would hit other bodies in the universe. It hits Mars and the moon and us earth but by the grace of God, we had the right condition to make these alien compounds to come alive.
There you go. Eat my fake story too you gullible droids.