Damn you're a covetous a-hole!
You bragging like you're the only one who has a portfolio.
Why does it bum you out so much that wealthy people are padding their pockets? They do, after all, pay a s.hitload of income taxes.
Poor people being envious of money that was never theirs to begin with. That's grand.
Does your blood also boil when a husband f.cks his gorgeous wife?
Please put your guns to good use and take yourself out. They do say suicide is the highest gun-related death among gun owners. Please be a good gun-owner and do your part to update that statistic.
I'll be sure PH never forgets you after you're gone.