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Offline DuMa

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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2018, 08:04:15 AM »
All fallacies what y'all talking about when it comes to winning the casino.  Like due theory, I lost 10 In a row so I must win the next hand right?  Nope, I can lose forever and it's just my luck. 

Or how to calculate the slut machine.  It's all random because the gaming commission is monitoring the house on fair gaming or loses license so just because you see a slut tech opening them machines for services doesn't mean they are rigging it to make it tight. 

I went back to see how many jackpots I have won and I'm not proud to say that I still have 20+, under 25 worth of jackpots winning tax forms.  I usually hit during the red-eye times like after 2am  till 6am.  Why that the case, I do not know but that is about the best guess to a playing strategy for me to play them sluts.  I once won 4jackpots in a day and all within 2hours of the red-eye time, pulling 10 to $20 a pull in the high roller.  I take my winnings as bullets to shoot for more money.  Some people can't even hit the jackpot once in their life time and here I am, not even getting excited about hitting the jackpot.  My biggest was earlier this year In 2018 January.  I pulled a $10 max bet at thunder valley on a moo cow game where a rainbow colored mystery cow came out that gave me 400 free spins.  At $10 max bet, this is huge news coming. 

Damage done about a little over $10g.   I had a black chip in my pocket in which a lot of casino uses the black or chocolate chip as $100 denomination so I tipped the slot worker $100.  I stopped tipping the pit boss or their boss who stood by to verify all jackpots payout after learning that those guys are payed on salary so they made well enough plus I saw one time, I tipped both of them just to see the pit boss gave his share to his employee which is the right thing to do when you are already making salary wages at the casino. 

My only regret from all of my gambling days is the fact that I have came up big in racks on stacks but the high is too much that I tend to go all in one shot to double up just to lose it all in a few sittings. 

This is December so Xmas is around the corner so if you know a gambler, tell them to quit till next year.  Save their paycheck for buying their wives and kids some nice presents. 

I've cooled down in 2018 but still sitting on around 6 or so jackpots so I'm wondering how much tax i got to file and payback. Better save up to pay tax yo.  When uncle Sam wants his money, he don't mess around. 



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2018, 11:27:00 AM »
haha bro...it costs about 1000 bucks just to make 100 bucks....it's a hard tough fought grind....you know a rookie, when he/she thinks there has to be a easy way....there is no easy way baby, it's a long fight...haha

show me your w2-g, and I will show you mines? i never care or ask to see anyone's, but sounds like you're testing my legitness...ha ha
but your W2-g doesn't show your losses.  Go get a win-loss statement from the casino and who me.  If you can do that and show a winning streak, I'll definitely believe you.   O0



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2018, 09:01:27 PM »
yax, don't be that guy that got that jealous ass look on his face...watchin g you play all the way to your last 10 bucks...and he starts to grin a little, only to shit his pants, when your last 10 bucks, and last spin hit the bulls eye and then he starts acting like your buddy, and beggs for 20 bucks...and you're like sorry man, i'm still in the negative....lo ls

true story, btw.. 8)



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2018, 10:02:13 PM »
Nice
There are professional gamblers who makes decent money

But why do all that work when you can make really easy passive returns
By investing in the market
By doing absolutely nothing

I guess my point is

Bill gate and warren Buffett donít spend 24/7 at the casino 
Google if you donít believe



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #19 on: December 03, 2018, 10:41:23 PM »
funny ass shit Duma, but when I first started to get hook to slut machines...i wasn't aware it was courtesy to tip the person that comes to assist you when you hit a jackpot...or at least anything above i think it was 1200 n up...for a long time i kept thinking..why do they always look like they want to aske me a question after handing me the moola and w2g...lols

yeah, bottom line is...it's high risk...only play with money you can afford to lose...and emotions you can afford to lose as well! my rule is...if you're not happy..don't play...if you're going to be  depress if lose...don't play...always work for me...that positive energy...if i'm superstitious I say your energy effects the outcom...just have fun...hahah

but I see too many people stay on a losing machine too long....after 10 spins, you should already know or get an idea if the machine is loose or tight, or if it's neautral...mea ning, you will have to play it for a while to gt something nice....i know some people only spin a machine 10times, win or lose....they go to the next...lols that's the key man...you got to move around....ther e has to be one winning machine...

that's why i like to go when there's nobody playing or just one or two other folks...so you can move around and find that winning machine....hah a 8)

yax, most I lost was 5k, most won was close to 20k in a span of 24 hours...lols didn't play much this year...gamblin g solo, can be very lonely...hahah a plus requires too much time...and I'm making more running my businesses...s o I'm not bothering them slut machines no moe...haha




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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #20 on: December 03, 2018, 10:50:43 PM »
Nice
There are professional gamblers who makes decent money

But why do all that work when you can make really easy passive returns
By investing in the market
By doing absolutely nothing

I guess my point is

Bill gate and warren Buffett donít spend 24/7 at the casino 
Google if you donít believe

yes, that is the key word brother....it's only decent money...most people who gambles professionally are college drop outs and anti-social mofos...lols people who start looking into pro gambling because they don't agree with the world's bullchit, or don't see themselves in a 8-5 job...or feel they fit anywhere else in the world, for that matter....true outcasts that develop a strong will and determination to find any way possible to survive...haha



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2018, 07:34:10 AM »
yes, that is the key word brother....it's only decent money...most people who gambles professionally are college drop outs and anti-social mofos...lols people who start looking into pro gambling because they don't agree with the world's bullchit, or don't see themselves in a 8-5 job...or feel they fit anywhere else in the world, for that matter....true outcasts that develop a strong will and determination to find any way possible to survive...haha

don't forget
"OLD RICH PEOPLE"
see tons of them at the casino every single time

feeding those machine like crack
i do what you do too
i wait till they finish feeding the machine
lose all their money
than i go in, see if i can hit that jackpot

 O0 O0

sometimes, it work some it don't
its all randomly





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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2018, 07:39:22 PM »
don't forget
"OLD RICH PEOPLE"
see tons of them at the casino every single time

feeding those machine like crack
i do what you do too
i wait till they finish feeding the machine
lose all their money
than i go in, see if i can hit that jackpot

 O0 O0

sometimes, it work some it don't
its all randomly

Why go through all that?

Shouldn't you just know which machine will hit since you're "the hmong Nostradamus and is always right"??  ???



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #23 on: December 05, 2018, 08:53:46 AM »

yax, most I lost was 5k, most won was close to 20k in a span of 24 hours...lols didn't play much this year...gamblin g solo, can be very lonely...hahah a plus requires too much time...and I'm making more running my businesses...s o I'm not bothering them slut machines no moe...haha
Yeah, it's not hard to say how much you win or lose, but a win-loss statement from the casino will prove it without a doubt.  Just go to their club membership booth and ask for it.  They'll provide it to you at no cost.  ;)



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #24 on: December 05, 2018, 10:11:41 AM »
Why go through all that?

Shouldn't you just know which machine will hit since you're "the hmong Nostradamus and is always right"??  ???

what part of randomness don't you understand

if you want to bet against me
come to fanduel
i will be happen to take your money

hahaha

just stick to your strategies and come back after the game
when the game and result is finish
and say "you knew it all along" who is going win without even betting

ahaha

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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #25 on: December 05, 2018, 10:14:19 AM »
lol losing $5k in one day

that pretty sad man
gotta have some self control man
i just go there to be entertain
i won't spend more than $100
that's including the all you can eat buffet



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« Reply #26 on: December 05, 2018, 10:57:48 AM »
Okay, this is something I learned a long time ago.  Its common knowledge amongst slot players these days but I'll share it with PHers.  It takes a lot of patience if you want to win consistently at slot machines but there are only certain machines you can target.  This is why I don't do it but I see certain slot machine pros do it all the time.  We call them "vultures" because they'd gather around the machine that's about to pay off and wait for the person on it to leave.  If that person hit's the jackpot and leaves, then they move on but soon as that person leaves, they jump on it.  They don't stand directly behind the person either.  They don't want that person suspecting that they're interested in the machine so they'll sit a little further back and talk to each other and pretend not to care.

What machines can you predict odds on?  It's the progressives with a "Must hit by" upper limit.  You'll see these around at casinos.  That means the machine will pay off on or before that upper limit.  What you need to know is how much it costs to move that jackpot up a penny.  This helps you determine how the max amount you'll need to have on you to guarantee hitting that jackpot.  This amount can be as much as $5,000 to win $500.  But this doesn't mean you'll spend $5,000 to win $500.  That's the worst case scenerio.  Machines are scheduled to pay off around 85%-90% of what it takes in so from your $5K, the machine will pay back about 90% which is about $4500.  so you'll lose about $500 to win $500.  If you can win the progressive before losing $500, you'll be ahead.  If you lost more than $500 before hitting the progressive, you'll be behind.  All you have to do is wait till the progressive is large enough to jump on it and win.  For example, if a machine must pay before the top progressive hits $500 and it's at $495 already, that's a good bet if it costs $2.50 to move it up a penny. You wait till the person on it loses all their money and leaves, you jump on and you'll usually win it before losing $500.  Ofcourse, most people know this so they'll be waiting too.  Some pros go late at night when there's not so many people around so that they can jump on the machines without much competition.  But like I said before, this takes alot of patience so I don't bother with it.



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #27 on: December 05, 2018, 11:51:36 AM »
You can be a casino bum. 

You lose nothing this way. 

Let's say a min bet is 40 cents.  Some people don't bother with the lose change so when they are down to under the 40 cents, instead of cashing out 30 cents, they would walk away.  So when you walk the casino floor, look at the credits.  It might have loose change for you. 

Real bum homeless in Vegas do this.  They would go into a casino and just fish for this like a few times a day.  Come up a few for lunch money. 

I once saw $100 in an empty machine once.  I cashed out and took off running.  I also made a boo boo by playing multi machines like the roulette machine cuz max bet is only $100 so i had a good read so I bet three machines with $10 on 10 numbers.  Payout is $360.  It hits but my azz was tired during the red eye and only cashed out two machines.  I continued to play small for fun.  This group of guys put $10 into the machine to my right.  They are so noobie that they don't know how to place their bets.  After 10 mins of just looking, the cashed out.  They we're screaming when they say the machine gave them $370.  I knew right then that I fawked up and did not cash out the machine to my right.  I could contest it by calling security to review the camera but I was a good sport and allows other to enjoy the moment while sharing that story to other people. 

A few time my azz would throw big tickets into the trash can cuz it looks like white paper but I got it back by digging it out.

One time I ran out of money but found 30 cents in a machine.  Took that and played 5 cents and hit something that pays $2.  With $2, I took it to another machine where I hit 60 cents a spin just to hit the bonus spin about 245 spins.  It spun for me about $1100 around there.  No tax because Cali limit is $1200 for tax. 

That is one of my best story yet. 

My first jackpot was during a trip back from Denver to Tahoe.  This was before they did the paper cashing out method.  Before, it was coins input and it was more fun that way.  So I went fishing by dropping a few coins into as many machines as my bankroll allows.  Early morning once again.  $1 machine max bet $3.  I had 3x 3x triple bar showing.  $2700 at the Harrah's in Tahoe.  My dad was with me so fawker took it.    :2funny:



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Re: gambling for a living
« Reply #28 on: December 05, 2018, 01:09:18 PM »
what part of randomness don't you understand

if you want to bet against me
come to fanduel
i will be happen to take your money

hahaha

just stick to your strategies and come back after the game
when the game and result is finish
and say "you knew it all along" who is going win without even betting

ahaha

 O0 O0 O0

what so you can back pedal and not pay...I already learned from another PH member how much of a chicken are you...Plus you're a fraud that can't be trusted...

I've never said "you knew it all along" but feel free to prove it...I bet hmgFRAUD is going to fail again... O0 ;D ;D ;D



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« Reply #29 on: December 05, 2018, 01:49:53 PM »
what so you can back pedal and not pay...I already learned from another PH member how much of a chicken are you...Plus you're a fraud that can't be trusted...

I've never said "you knew it all along" but feel free to prove it...I bet hmgFRAUD is going to fail again... O0 ;D ;D ;D

Lol

Soo salty
Only fraud I see you
I posted pictures to shut your big mouth in the past
Dude you can go google street view if you donít believe those 6ft tall wooden fences

Why you still sooo mad???
If you lose , you lose


Your fake ass never even left the basement
Going claim you been here in the Midwest

Such a joke

Keep bring in my daily laughs



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