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So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« on: December 03, 2018, 11:23:15 AM »
She leaves the room to go to the restroom to wash her hands and I was sipping on my drink when I hear someone behind me call my name.  I turned around and said "Yes?" and it was the manager.  He walks up and says to me "I think you should get home, your wife just called and she says she's having a baby".  :2funny: :2funny:



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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #1 on: December 03, 2018, 06:17:52 PM »
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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #2 on: December 03, 2018, 06:20:24 PM »
Should of milked it.  Grab the wife and say it is an emergency, my wife is having a baby....

No need to pay for the manager special meal



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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2018, 08:18:05 AM »
Should of milked it.  Grab the wife and say it is an emergency, my wife is having a baby....

No need to pay for the manager special meal
unfortunately, we haven't even gotten our food yet.



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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2018, 10:51:50 AM »
I'm very confused, too.

So, what's going on here?

This is what I get from the story:

1. YAX's friend is the manager and he's joking around with YAX,

2. YAX's out with another woman and OAZ actually calls and so, his friend or the manager of the restaurant, indeed tells him so seriously, and

3. OAZ is indeed in the restaurant but in the restroom and another woman calls for her man but the manager mistakes YAX to be the calling woman's husband.


So, which is it, YAX? :2funny: :2funny: :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2:

:dontknow:  :dontknow:



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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2018, 02:10:48 PM »
^^^Reporter...the best assumption is that AOZ got up to go to the bathroom because she saw her side-nigga.  She called the manager to get Yax to leave immediately and using "his wife" was the best excuse!   If I was Yax, I would order our foods to go! ha!



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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2018, 09:17:47 PM »
 :2funny: :2funny: :2funny:

^^^Reporter...the best assumption is that AOZ got up to go to the bathroom because she saw her side-nigga.  She called the manager to get Yax to leave immediately and using "his wife" was the best excuse!   If I was Yax, I would order our foods to go! ha!



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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #7 on: December 05, 2018, 02:14:44 AM »
Obviously,someone else was there who had the same name but I answered first since the manager was on my side of the room when he called out my name.



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Re: So my wife and I went out to eat at a nice restaurant.
« Reply #8 on: December 06, 2018, 12:11:36 PM »
#3.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GulL3SDYr6k

Obviously,someone else was there who had the same name but I answered first since the manager was on my side of the room when he called out my name.

I'm very confused, too.

So, what's going on here?

This is what I get from the story:

1. YAX's friend is the manager and he's joking around with YAX,

2. YAX's out with another woman and OAZ actually calls and so, his friend or the manager of the restaurant, indeed tells him so seriously, and

3. OAZ is indeed in the restaurant but in the restroom and another woman calls for her man but the manager mistakes YAX to be the calling woman's husband.


So, which is it, YAX? :2funny: :2funny: :knuppel2: :knuppel2: :knuppel2:



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