i'm at an all day ell (english language learner) training... and one activity we

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did was to write down two things about ourselves on a post-it note card and share it with someone else... then after sharing, you switch cards and then partner up with someone else and share the card you have about that previous person you met... i ended up with a card that said... "i used to be an escort..." seriously all. i'm not sure if this person was trying to be funny but tmi... lol

i put i love to fish and im allergic to guava... lol!

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does it have to be female is the more important question...?

[Reporter]

Depends on what kind of escort service...

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therefore it's unsafe to assume that it is female...lol!

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so i just googled "escort" and by definition... it isn't gender specific but to my surprise...


1.
a person, vehicle, or group accompanying another for protection or as a mark of rank.
"a police escort"
synonyms:   guard, bodyguard, protector, safeguard, defender, minder, custodian; More


WOW! i was wayyy off... lol!

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"a woman or a man..."

[Reporter]

Now we know it's someone who has been paid to accompany another to a party.

So, which one is your colleague?

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we have over 60 people in attendance... it's a district training... not sure who... because i got the card from the person who spoke with the escort... lol!

[Reporter]

And you didn't ask?

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Could be Uber or lyft or like u mentioned those people who stand at the airport who service visitors not just sex

lol... so inside most mens' mind including yours truly... a male/female hired for sexy sexy tai was what came to mind... im so perverted it ain't even funny... lol!

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society has distorted us with these words that we only think of the gutter whenever it comes to mind...like a garden "hoe" etc.

short story, not that it has anything to do w/ this but a few weeks ago I took my kiddo nephew out to dinner. As we sat and ate dinner at the restaurant, I was also assisting him w/ his schoolwork. I ordered 2 thai ice tea w/o thinking that it was bad for him. He became very hyper active not being able to sit still and I then realized what a bad Auntie I was for ordering him a strong thai ice tea drink...

our conversation goes -
me: Nephew, why are you so hyper? are you special or what? (jokingly meant retarded)
Nephew: yes, auntie, I am special
me: huh?! special? really?
Nephew: yes Auntie, I am special because you guys celebrated my birthday 3 times

I just 

did u at least get him boba in those thai teas...?