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Offline Griffith

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Let's get a FML thread going
« on: April 13, 2019, 08:09:36 AM »
FML: Yesterday morning like 5:30ish am, instead ofjust pulling into work. I've decided to go to Micky-Ds for breakfast. As I made my right turn. I ran into a pot hole. A huge loud thump, OMFG. My poor car. And then I pull up into the parking lot. I went to check on my tires. And what I found was bad news. I popped my driver side tire.
I call in to work stating that I got a flat tire and might be showing up late. Lucky I was able to put on a spare tirewith 10minutes left. I turned around and drove to work. Made it with 5 minutes on the time clock.
FML: I didn't even getthat sausage egg McMuffin. SMH.



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Re: Let's get a FML thread going
« Reply #1 on: April 13, 2019, 12:15:34 PM »
What's FML?



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Re: Let's get a FML thread going
« Reply #2 on: April 14, 2019, 08:42:38 AM »
Quote from: Reporter on April 13, 2019, 12:15:34 PM
What's FML?
fu*k my life....I think



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Re: Let's get a FML thread going
« Reply #3 on: April 14, 2019, 09:47:10 PM »
Quote from: Reporter on April 13, 2019, 12:15:34 PM
What's FML?
Yes it's Fawk My Life. It's something that happened when you're not expecting it.

Like many moons ago. I got all my fishing gears prep. It normally takes me a whole week to get all my stuff ready for the big fishing day.  Preped my boat, making sure I got gas filled, sacks in hand aka ( beef jerky), water fishing poles, tackles, bait, fully charged trolling motor battery and most of all a fully charged engine battery. Long story short. I got to the lake and lanuched my boat. Just to end up looking and no boat engine battery. Smh, FML.




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Re: Let's get a FML thread going
« Reply #4 on: April 15, 2019, 10:03:59 PM »
living and working with redneck and black people in the south
in a trailer park
away from hmong/asian folks

lol jk

it was fun time



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