Why does this sound like something I'd hear on Fox news?
If you don't want to hear right-leaning news then don't watch Fox. Fox has never pretended to NOT be right-leaning, unlike CNN and Washington Post.
You're outright obnoxious by always committing Strawman fallacies. If you haven't been punched in the face then it's only because you hang out with much weaker people who let you do all the talking. Again, if you're going to get into debate then learn to really understand the other side's argument and points.