took the wife to go eat some steak, crab, and shrimp.....there was a 1 hour wait

[Mr_Mechanic]

IF I HAVE A CAR PROBLEM
I PROBABLY COME ASK YOU FOR HELP

seek those with knowledge on their fields
thats how life works

i'll be nice(just this once) and help you.  I am not an auto mechanic.

[hmgROCK]

so you're a:

financial adviser (receives welfare)

health fitness  (eats mcdonald's)

humanitarian (arms dealer)

master angler/fishermen (catches white-bass primarily with the occasional drum and walleye locally)

i'll make sure to seek you out brother... when i need help with any of the above... lol! 

1.  HELL YEAH DUDE!!! if i get lay off, the first thing i do is collecting that unemployment check.... AIN'T NO SHAME IN THAT

2. DON'T MATTER WHAT YOU EAT...... less calories INTAKE.... more calories going OUT= lose weight

3.  can't beat them, join them

4. they taste good man, i fish for food

[hmgROCK]

i'll be nice(just this once) and help you.  I am not an auto mechanic.

good....
cuz i don't trust you already
won't want you to work on my car
might say i need this and that
poke a nail in my tire

 

[Mr_Mechanic]

good....
cuz i don't trust you already
won't want you to work on my car
might say i need this and that
poke a nail in my tire

 

good.... 
one less idiot to deal with.
 

[theking]

1.  HELL YEAH DUDE!!! if i get lay off, the first thing i do is collecting that unemployment check.... AIN'T NO SHAME IN THAT

Why would there be any "SHAME" in that when you already have no "SHAME" going "underground" to steal from the poor?? 

[theking]

so you're a:

financial adviser (receives welfare)

health fitness  (eats mcdonald's)

humanitarian (arms dealer)

master angler/fishermen (catches white-bass primarily with the occasional drum and walleye locally)

i'll make sure to seek you out brother... when i need help with any of the above... lol! 

good.... 
one less idiot to deal with.